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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:34 pm
I'm late, SP. Just trying to catch up.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:37 pm
soon to be "the late gus"......eh?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:38 pm
What does that mean, Margo?

Am I to die soon?
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:40 pm
....just checking my crystal ball again - I don't see good things for seal clubbers...... <concentrating>.....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 02:46 pm
Oh... I see. Let me try again.

Daddy has a harbor seal
its fur is sleek and shiny
I love to pet the lovely beast
I think I'll call him "Tiny."
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 03:14 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
It helps him pass the time
While he sits and and thinks and writes
And tries to make it rhyme
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 05:48 pm
The harbor was brillig
and the seal nowhere in sight
while Daddy squinted painfully at the sun
wondering how to tell Mama . . .
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 06:11 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
She had such a wicked crush
She packed her bags up yesterday
And ran off to marry Gus
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 06:18 pm
Daddy had a harbor seal
its name was colorbook
she caused the men to flee the land
whenever she gave "the look"
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 07:16 pm
Daddy had a harbor seal:
"Gustavratzenhofer."
He took him such a shine to mom
That we could not get him off her.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 07:55 pm
The thread has taken a definite turn. Hmmm....
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willow tl
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 08:02 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
to Gus' he ran away
but when he saw edgars sweet face
he knew he could not stay.

Daddy has a harbor seal
that all seem to enjoyed
i wish seal would write that book
i'm getting pretty annoyed.


Daddy has a harbor seal
that will make him lots of money
better than that gustavratzenhofer
or that silly easter bunny!
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 5 Apr, 2004 08:18 pm
Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 6 Apr, 2004 06:24 am
Quote:
Daddy had a harbor seal:
"Gustavratzenhofer."
He took him such a shine to mom
That we could not get him off her.


That is sheer poetic genius, patiodog.

I applaud your efforts and throw flowers in your direction.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 6 Apr, 2004 06:27 am
Daddy had a harbor seal
who swam into the fog
he had a date, he couldn't be late
to enter patiodog.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Apr, 2004 06:39 am
Daddy had a harbour seal,
As chaste as any nun -
She took one look at Gus' face
And never ceased to run.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 6 Apr, 2004 06:43 am
Daddy had a harbor seal
whose thing was always growin'
the only thing to bring it down
was a simple glance at dlowan
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Apr, 2004 06:48 am
Doesn't scan....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 6 Apr, 2004 06:52 am
Daddy had a harbour seal -
It loved to write in verse
But simply couldn't make 'em scan,
So its verse got worse and worse and worse and worse.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 6 Apr, 2004 07:31 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
with a constant ringing phone
and now it says its greatest wish
is "I vant to be alone"
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