Daddy has a harbor seal
he keeps him in his pocket
I know you ask "how can that be?
'Cause it's a picture in a locket.
Daddy has a harbor seal
whose a little off in the head
when we tell him to roll over
he lays down and just plays dead.
Daddy has a harbor seal
he found while out at sea
he brought it home in the boat
to be a friend to me.
i have to go take my medication now...thanks sealpoet....:-(
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
The Seal has many talents
It walks the wire without a net
Amazing sense of balance.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
who thought the phone a thrill
But daddy's having second thoughts
now that daddy got the bill.
Daddy has a harbor seal
He drives a big blue Hummer
He drives it along the beach
To cruise the chicks of summer
Daddy has a harbour seal
He loves to take out dancing
The strange duo, arm in arm
Wild reverberating swing!
and the beat goes on....
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who has a wistful smile
But when he's mad His face contorts
Just like a crocodile
Daddy has a harbor seal
His bark is nicer than his bite
Watch out for your hand
He has quite an appetite
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who's stubborn as a mule
We tell him to make us chowder
But he only serves us gruel
Daddy has a harbor seal
He found him up in Maine
The night that Daddy brought him home.
Mom said something quite profane
Dad still has that harbor seal
Since he had an epiphany,
And got Mom a little bauble,
In a blue box thats says "Tiffany"
Daddy has a harbor Seal
He feeds it with a funnel
He used to use his chopsticks
'Till he hurt his carpel tunnel.
Daddy has a harbor Seal
He can be so darn afflicting
He's just some poetry with a rhyme
Why is he so addicting
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who never talks religion
The only word that rhymes with that
Surely must be pidgeon.
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who never talks religion
On dogma he won't ope his mouth
Or write, not e'en a smidgen.
Daddy has a harbor seal
who on the beach is dyin'
I clubbed it thrice and if it lives
it aint from lack of tryin'
Daddy has a harbor seal
I pushed it off a cliff
I alway thought that seals flew
but they don't ... not a whiff.
Daddy has a harbor seal
I placed it in the grinder
Poke around in the pulp
and with some luck, you'll find 'er.
sick just sick gus...roflmao
Daddy has a harbor seal
we taught how to sic and bite
and when he came home with gus' hat
we knew he had a real good night.
Daddy has a harbor seal
who has a habit that'll kill ya'
he finds dead seals on the beach
and proceeds with necrophilia
Ah! Another member of the Seal Club!
Daddy had a harbor seal
her name was Seal Lewinski
and when Chief seal was in town
his urge was sated and thenski
