Daddy has a Harbor Seal
That Seal is so uncouth!
When it mixes Daddy's cocktail
It adds too much vermouth!
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Now isn't it ironic,
Mom has banned him from the bar,
Since he fixed the Cat-a-tonic.
Daddy has a harbour seal
Who loves to drink and rumble
They're out all night, on the town
Then through the house they stumble
I will bow to your inferior American spelling...
Daddy has a harbor seal
with flippers soft and sleek.
"I shall rule the world one day,
for seals are quite meek."
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's very fond of pollock.
Daddy brought home fish
and seal said "Jackson, silly mullock!"
Aw, hell... I didn't name the species...
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
With a fancy name in Latin
Phoca vitulina concolor
And a rhyme to put that in.
Daddy's sprightly harbor seal
Frolics in the night
At dawn beneath the blankets
He burrows out of sight.
Daddy has a harbor seal
who eats both day and night
and if you dare to touch his food
you'll end up in a fight.
Daddy has a harbor seal
these rhymes are gettin funny
but glad it's about a harbor seal
and not a cute dumb bunny
Daddy has a harbor seal
with eyes an emerald green
everyone tells my daddy
there the cutest they've ever seen.
it's like a sickness isn't it...lol
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Blessed with perfect pitch
He joins the Harbor Sirens
Who in turn scratch his itch
(didn't think I was going there did you :wink: )
Daddy has a harbor seal
God bless her little heart
She combs her silky hair herself
Its quite a work of art
Daddy has a harbor seal
She went shopping at the mall
She couldn't find a dress her size
No...nothing fit at all
Daddy has a harbor seal
She's addicted to the soaps
When Daddy turns the TV off
She sits around and mopes
Daddy has a harbor seal
She turns down any fish
She begs of for cherries jubilee
Flaming in a dish
Daddy has a harbor seal
I know he's true and blue
He comes to my house for Steelers' games
To sit and watch and stew
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It eats sardines and lox
You'd not believe the nastiness
Inside its litter box.
Hey Edgar! Watch your mail...
Daddy has a harbor seal
who plays all day with the dog
it runs her round an' round
so at night she sleeps like a log
Daddy has a Harbour seal
Who stole a loaf of bread:
Now it, alas, is gone: poor thing!
It ate a ball of lead.
Daddy has a harbor seal
With a mustache that's quite sparse
His body hair is also thin
And grows mainly on his arse.
Ode to SealPoet's Avatar:
Daddy has a harbor seal
he's thirsty - yes he is
he wants to sip that drink he sees
even though it is not his
Daddy has a harbor seal
that's playing with water's fire
he's looking to and fro right now
as he mentally conspires
daddy has a harbor seal
he's made his decision-wow
he'll get that drink one way or another
oh shoot! someone's coming now!
Daddy has a Harbor Seal,
it's funny, bright, and perky.
But the problem with its humor is,
it's odd, obscure, and quirky.
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who fancies himself manly
But he's got no acquaintance with
Craftsman, Stihl, or Stanley.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
As you can see, contageous.
Anecdotal evidence
Runs on for many pages.
"Daddy has a harbor seal"
As you can see, it's catching
Is the man who penned him pleased with us
Or is he simply kvetching?
