Daddy has a harbour seal,
who says "I may" instead of "I do"
maybe around the corner he'll find,
A girl much better than you !!
(someone stop me !!)
Daddy has a harbour seal
Who wants the 'u's' removal
We canucks inflicted it
Without the seals approval
Daddy has a harbor seal
It looks just like his ex
And when in need just a peek
Dissipates the need for sex
Holy moley cjhsa... I think I wrote that one years ago in the throes of divorce!
I may have cached it. Sorry for any copyright infringement.
Daddy's witty harbor seal
Never goes on line.
He disdains our petty spats,
And i think that's just fine.
Hell no cj! Don't think that one's been posted anywhere for many a year. You were on aBuzz years ago? You were on my e-mail list way back when?
If so, who are you anyway? If not... hey, writing these things just sort of happens. Look at how many otherwise fine folk have posted to this thread.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
The subject of this poem
There's fifteen hundred verses,
So you'd better get to know 'em.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
You can depend upon it.
Be thankful it's a quatrain
And not a flippin' sonnet!
Daddy has a harbour seal
who's lonely as can be
he mopes around every night
barking like a mad banshee
SP, I joined Abuzz in early 2001, after hanging around for more than a year. So yeah, we go back a ways, but I wasn't on your e-mail list.
Daddy has a harbor seal
came to this thread for shock
now the seal's done brought his friends
and the lot of 'em run amock
Your own damn' fault onyx...
. Daddy has a harbor seal
. It didn't sleep last night
. It knocked over the garbage pail,
. Where an orange was molding white.
. He nosed it 'round the floor a bit
. And then it disappeared
. For the seal has sat down on it --
. Now it's stuck up in his rear.
not exactly a dog, er, Al...
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Sometimes we call him Hank,
When he plays guitar, gets too drunk,
And ends up in the tank.
Daddy has a harbor seal
He traded mom to get 'im.
And where mommy bit my finger off
The seal let's me pet 'im.
Daddy has a harbor seal
it isn't all that cute
nasty people often say
it's face is like a patoot
Daddy has a harbor seal
Displayed on Google so soon
I'll bet it's off to write a book
and soon to become a tycoon
Daddy has a harbor seal
It really is quite dumb
No matter what you call it
The !@#$% will never come
daddy has a harbor seal
you see, he won't admit
that the seal is fat and in his clothes
he simply will not fit
daddy has a harbor seal
in need of jenny craig
he eats all of the fatty food
then takes his self to bed
daddy has a harbor seal
gone down to size eighteen
before he was so huge
the seal babies could not be seen
Daddy has a harbor seal
Its skin feels just like satin
But what is more amazing still
The seal barks out in Latin
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
He's smarter than you think
Dad taught him how to mow the lawn
And how to mix a drink!
