@roger,
OK then.
But it's very mystifying .....
Daddy had a harbour seal,
Its manners were outrageous...
Every time it ate a fish
You saw its osophageous.
Daddy had a harbour seal
The sun it's skin did harden
And everybody thought it looked
Like Osama Bin Laden.
Daddy has a Harbour Seal
He tends it very carefully
It's partial to a bit of cheese
So he often gives it Caerphilly
I'm so sorry
@McTag,
To continue with the cheese theme
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's big and fat like Buddha
because it gets no exercise
and half its diet is Gouda
Nuts! Yesterday I looked up SealPoet on the search function (far right up top of page) and found, within the first citation or two or three, him saying that he would have to spend much less time here on a2k. It was all friendly and not cool in the negative sense, just explaining what was going on. I didn't pick up any vibes that he didn't like a2k or a2kers - if anything, the contrary.
So, just now I went back to find that and quote it and, duh, can't find it again.
@Region Philbis,
That wasn't it but a good try..
@Region Philbis,
That's it, thanks for finding it.
@ossobuco,
Daddy has a Harbour Seal
He keeps it in a pen
And when he thinks it wants some fish
He gets it out again
Mummy, can I stop now?
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Seen by Dr. Carl Jung
So if you'll exuse me now
I have to bathe a blind nun
@chai2,
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Who wears a facinator
Was forced against his will in fact
To move to South Decatur
@chai2,
Daddy had a Harbour Seal
And took him all day golfing
Ate kippers over at the Chai's
Then spent the evening rolfing!
Daddy had a Harbour Seal
It's date was Clarence Clam
Whilst visiting the SheWolf's House
She ate the clam with jam!
Daddy had a Harbour Seal
Next time he brought some mussel
When Wally took them to the 'pool'
They found that he could hustle
Daddy had a Harbour Seal
Poor Mom needed a surgeon
So Seal went off to blue beyond
And brought back the resident sturgeon
@chai2,
Izzie's a poet!
Daddy had a Harbour Seal
It moved to Manitoulin
Ate so much white fish that it morphed
into a whale -- no foolin'!
