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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 04:25 pm
@Tai Chi,
Daddy has a harbour seal,
It's grumpy in the morning
And liable to bite your legs
And arms off without warning.
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 04:36 pm
@dlowan,
Daddy has a harbor seal
injected with a hypo
and then dfgjhjgfihzgfdilgndgkjln
oh, sorry, that's a typo
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 04:43 pm
Daddy has a Harbor Seal,
He sent it to the store.
Instead of buying milk and bread
He bought a high class whore.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 05:57 pm

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Who went to Fenway Park
When a beach ball hit the outfield grass
That Seal began to bark...
dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 07:20 pm
@Region Philbis,
Daddy had a harbour seal,
Its manners were outrageous...
He reached the limit when he found
The seal was coprophagous .
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George
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 07:38 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal.
Mommy has a club.
They both went into business
Selling seal-oil by the tub.
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 08:45 pm
@msolga,
We don't do Twinkies here - so I sent Caramello Koalas!
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 10:50 pm
@margo,
Yes, but why, margo, why? Smile Confused
The mother-in-law had a sweet tooth?
roger
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 11:27 pm
@msolga,
No. What she ended up with was a charmingly puzzled look on her face when, day after day, from all over the world came packages of these little cakes.
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 12:47 am
@roger,
Oh I see ....
She was inundated with mysterious packages of cakes & sweets from all over the planet.
Ha, I like it! Very Happy

I wonder what she did with the package contents?
Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 12:48 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
A gay one known as Roy
Who'd "cruise" around the bay until
He found a naughty buoy.
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 12:49 am
@Old Goat,
Very wicked & naughty, Old Goat! Very Happy
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 03:54 am
Thank you, msolga.

Tell me, if you have a good poker face, should we call you msolga-ga?
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 04:03 am
@Old Goat,
Let me think about that for a minute, Old Goat ....
Hmmmm...


Oh alright then!
But only you can, mind!

Daddy has a harbour seal
Poker-faced & wretched .....


(Back with the rest when I figure it out!
Maybe next week? Smile )
Old Goat
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 04:09 am
Mummy has a Harbour S.E.A.L
He's called Lieutenant Bingley
And when he wears his camouflage
Her inner thighs go tingly.
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chai2
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 06:45 am
@msolga,
msolga wrote:

Let me think about that for a minute, Old Goat ....
Hmmmm...


Oh alright then!
But only you can, mind!

Daddy has a harbour seal
Poker-faced & wretched .....


(Back with the rest when I figure it out!
Maybe next week? Smile )


He sat amongst the prickly reeds
(He was a wee bit teched)
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George
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 07:53 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who on his gender mulls.
Roy then decides "I'm switching sides".
And goes from buoys to gulls.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 08:19 am
Daddy had a harbor seal
who once was wild and free
but trysts with buoys and trysts with gulls
led to an STD.
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 08:57 am
@Joe Nation,
Daddy has a harbor seal
pansexually willin'
a problem for its many loves
allergic to penicillen
patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 18 May, 2011 08:51 pm
@jespah,
Daddy has a harbour seal
Who loves a parakeet
But, alas, that love affair
Caught him a spirochete.
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