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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 03:19 pm
@McTag,
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's gone on its vacation
Could be Poughkeepsie, maybe Omaha
that's the seal's own destination?
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 03:28 pm
@jespah,
Daddy has a harbour seal
Hiding out in Beantown
And don't you know a smile is just
A frown turned upside down?
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 03:43 pm
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Who can't seem to stop shedding.
Swam all day in Fergie's pool
And skipped the Royal Wedding.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 04:43 pm
@chai2,
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
Who studies geophysics
The magnetic fields, he says
Exacerbates my cowlicks.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 05:01 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's quiet and polite
To approach the unapproachable
Would not have seemed alright

I have kicked myself several times because I didn't say hi to them. I believe that A2K caused marital strife for whatever reason. I didn't want that rehashed. I am absolutely certain that if I said hello, they would have responded politely (and perhaps a little coolly).
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 05:04 pm
Daddy's pinnepaedic rhymes
have lasted 6 years or more
When I first started joining in
I was but fifty four.
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 05:24 pm
http://sealpoet.com/
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 05:36 pm
@littlek,
Nevertheless, that is a disapointment.
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 08:45 pm
@littlek,
littlek wrote:

I believe that A2K caused marital strife for whatever reason. I didn't want that rehashed. I am absolutely certain that if I said hello, they would have responded politely (and perhaps a little coolly).

That IS a pity - especially after we sent all those stupid things to his mother-in-law!
roger
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 11:39 pm
@margo,
Hey! Yeah, that's right. I sent Twinkies.
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 01:51 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
He brought it home for tea
The meaty parts were chewable
But slightly blubber - y.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:11 am
@margo,
Quote:
That IS a pity - especially after we sent all those stupid things to his mother-in-law!

Really, margo?
You sent stupid things to his mother-in-law? Smile
What was this all about, then?
I'd love to know!
roger
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:14 am
@msolga,
Oh my lord, msolga. You don't remember the time the SealPoet had people around the world sending Twinkies to his mother-in-law? And please don't tell us you don't know what a Twinkie is.
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:18 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
Which loathed life in captivity
It cursed old dad for hours on end
In fits of negativity.
Old Goat
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:19 am
Twinkie = Like a penis, but smaller.
Old Goat
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:21 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
It had some tummy troubles
Swimming made it fart a lot
Which left a trail of bubbles.
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:27 am
@roger,
I know what Twinkies are, roger .... (you mean the cakes, right? )

But why were people from from around the world to sending Twinkies to his mother-in-law?

er .... is there some other type of Twinkie I don't know about? Confused
roger
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:29 am
@msolga,
Yes, the little cakes.

Why? Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:30 am
@Old Goat,
Quote:
Twinkie = Like a penis, but smaller.


Aha, a clue!

So SealPoet's mother-in-law .....?

I think I've got it! Smile

(or maybe not! Razz )
msolga
 
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Reply Tue 17 May, 2011 02:31 am
@Old Goat,
Laughing

Very good, Old Goat!
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