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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 15 May, 2011 09:15 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He took it quite away
Now folks can only see it
If they navigate away
littlek
 
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Reply Sun 15 May, 2011 09:51 pm
@edgarblythe,
Daddy has a harbor seal
I saw them out one day
I didn't say hello to them;
They intently looked away.

(True story. I saw Mr and Mrs Sealpoet last month in a store.)
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 02:40 am
@littlek,
Oh.
That's rather sad, k.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 04:19 am
I would not have expected it. I don't know what makes people turn away that way.
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 04:25 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
It had a nasty cough
But Daddy made it well again
And then it buggered off.
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 04:26 am
@Old Goat,
Ha!
Loved it! Laughing
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 04:36 am
Daddy had a Harbour Seal
It came from South Nantucket
And when a lady seal swam by
His Harbour Seal would .....
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 04:40 am
@littlek,
Oh, that's unfortunate. I guess they're (er, literally) in a different place now.
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Old Goat
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 05:34 am
Daddy had a Harbour Seal
He also had a Dolphin
He made them both some special clubs
So he could take them golfing
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 07:15 am
@Old Goat,
Daddy had a harbor seal.
Some people found that odd.
But 'twas a real improvement,
Last year he had a cod.

Joe(oh no, I'm hooked)Nation
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 07:27 am
@Joe Nation,
Quote:
Joe(oh no, I'm hooked)Nation


Well I've discovered I'm hopeless at this ...
Could someone finish this, please & put me out of my misery?

Daddy had a harbour sea.
Its manners were outrageous ...

(and da da da da da
Something something ... contagious ? )
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 07:34 am
@msolga,
Daddy had a harbour sea.
Its manners were outrageous
He spit fishtails at the waiter's heads
and made them cry "God, save us!"
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 07:36 am
@Joe Nation,
Excellent, Joe!
Thank you very much! Very Happy

(That was driving me nuts! Wink )
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 08:27 am
@msolga,
I like contagious too.
(I didn't see that until after I posted)
because its got the con/tAge-us of the outRay-jus.

Now I'll have to work on that.
Joe(but later)Nation
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 08:47 am
@Joe Nation,
Daddy had a harbour seal.
Its manners were outrageous
He would have thrown it back to sea,
But its laugh was too contagious!


Daddy had a harbour seal.
Its manners were outrageous
But if we tried to leave it home
The sitter'd have to page us.
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 08:48 am

Daddy had a Harbour Seal
Although I may be wrong
Atlantic Grey's a bigger beast
And makes a stronger pong.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 09:03 am
@dlowan,
You did it!!

I thought of 'page us' but couldn't pull it off!!

Joe(yea!)Nation
Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 09:28 am
@littlek,
littlek wrote:

Daddy has a harbor seal
I saw them out one day
I didn't say hello to them;
They intently looked away.

(True story. I saw Mr and Mrs Sealpoet last month in a store.)

Would have been interesting if you had just walked up and talked to them. Would they have pretended not to know you? Surprised
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 09:33 am
@Joe Nation,
You'll do it.



Daddy had a harbour seal,
Its manners were outrageous,
Then I found that what they did with fish
Was frightfully contagious.
McTag
 
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Reply Mon 16 May, 2011 02:41 pm
@dlowan,

Daddy had a harbour seal
Its habits were peculiar
It swam straight out to sea one day
And finished in Austrulia.
 

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