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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

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husker
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 08:57 pm
Daddy has a harbor Seal
so so very full of zeal
This pup can hardly
believe the very great reveal
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 3 Feb, 2006 09:06 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Get on out of here
No, I tell you Jokey
It's something really queer
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Diane
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 12:41 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
He swims and eats all day
But when he sees a girlie seal
His day is spent in play.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 04:05 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Hooray! Oh joy, he's back!
We saw his name, it almost gave
Us all a heart attack!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 04:10 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
We thought it was near death
But that shows how little we know
It was just a case of bad breath
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 05:03 pm
Daddy came to visit us!!!
We hope he don't get lurky,
Cos now we know that if he does,
It's we who go cold turkey.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sat 4 Feb, 2006 06:42 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
and an A2k login.
he better stay this time
or we'll smack him in the noggin
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2006 07:00 am
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
I just registered a domain
So if I gotta fix up the hairless spots
Anyone got rogaine?

(Domain... romane... rogaine... ptomaine... profane... profane! that's it!)

Daddy has a Harbor Seal
And a registered domain
So I gotta clean up my language
Keep the web from being profane.

(watch this space for further announcements...)
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2006 07:34 am
Daddy has a harbor seal,
Who plays around all day,
Daddy needs to watch that seal,
To make sure he don't stray!
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2006 07:53 am
Daddy has a harbor seal,
Who knows where it has quested?
But now it's home, from Perth or Rome,
All fit and tanned and rested.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2006 09:15 am
daddy has a harbor seal
who journeyed like ulysses
he returned to us one day
like sailors bearing ambergrysses
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2006 02:38 pm
daddy has a harbor seal
he doesn't know what sex
i guess that's just because
they are nose flippers and necks
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 5 Feb, 2006 10:17 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who went to Detroit City
He bet the over at 2 to 1
And now hes sitting pretty
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2006 01:43 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
It swims around the harbour
Harbour harbour harbour harbour
Harbour harbour harbour
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 06:29 pm
Daddy had a harbor seal
Who fled from New Orleans
Hooked up with some dancer
Now thery're living up in Queens
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 06:32 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Works as a clown, it's rather silly
But it's safer than his last job
Animal testee for Eli Lilly
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 06:34 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who's fond of pretty girls
They're put off by his fish breath
But he's good at finding pearls
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Joeblow
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 06:39 pm
McTag wrote:
Daddy has a harbor seal
It swims around the harbour
Harbour harbour harbour harbour
Harbour harbour harbour



(Laughing!)




Daddy had a harbour seal
He put him in the closet
but every time he closed the door
it left a small deposit
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 08:02 pm
kirsten wrote:
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who's fond of pretty girls
They're put off by his fish breath
But he's good at finding pearls


Is it just me, or is this a filthydirtysexy harbo(u)r seal poesy?




Daddy had a harbor seal
Who dug up many riches
He wore a hat, fur coat, and cane
And he had a lot of fine upstanding young women.



http://www.bobbleboy.com/images/logo_funko_seal.gif
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 08:25 pm
Daddy had a harbor seal
swirling round his cane.
Seal shot loose pearls twice -
collecting with his mane.
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