Man, am I a thread killer, or what? I thought that was a pretty good one.
Where's Sealpoet anyway?
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
its really quite amusing
the bosox finally did it
but the cubbies keep on losing
Daddy has a Harbour Seal
which is really quite absurd
Why doesn't he have a cat or a dog
or even a little bird?
Daddy has a harbor seal
We set his place at dinner
Momma likes to have him there
'Cause he makes her look thinner
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who has a rhyming word addiction
And all the stanzas are quite true
But seem like science fiction
cjhsa wrote:Where's Sealpoet anyway?
Yes, where is the bugger? Making himself rich from 'The 15 Management Secrets of the Harbour Seal'?
Not happy.........
I asked this question on the missing A2K'ers thread a while ago. Apparently Sealpoet has not posted since last August.
Daddy has a harbor seal
His eyes they tear and blink
Whenever he cuts up onions
By the kitchen sink
Daddy has a harbor seal
But where oh where is Dad?
We miss his witty comments
And the seal is looking sad
Daddy had a harbor seal
but then one day it left
it left the atookaians
and now they're all bereft
Daddy had a harbor seal
It loved to hear his rhymes
But daddy had so many seals
They took up all his time.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
in the state of Cotton Mather
I really wish he'd come back home
'cause next week we will gather
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
which he totally adores
It can spin a ball on its nose
And catch fish in its jaws
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It likes to stand on guard
It can bark like a Labrador
And patrols the back yard
Daddy has a harbor seal
That's confused about its gender
It's been spending night and day
learning to hold a Fender.
Daddy has a harbor seal,
He takes good care of him
His job, his wife, his writing life
He has no time for whims.
Daddy has a harbor seal
he's been away so long
today he made an appearance
his A2k addiction still strong
Daddy had a harbour seal,
It swam away one day...
Today it came to visit us..
I wish that seal would stay.
Daddy has a harbor seal
Mama never sleeps at night
Daddy has a harbor seal
That means everything's all right
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It's come back from hiatus.
This time I hope dad fed it
last time it nearly ate us.
