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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 7 Feb, 2006 08:50 pm
shocked, shocked i am!
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 04:56 am
Daddy has a harbor Seal
Oh happy circumstance
Mom says Dad has two left feet
But that Seal sure can dance.
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 04:58 am
Lovely, Mr Seal!

More, please!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 05:48 am
patiodog wrote:
shocked, shocked i am!


Oh my!

Seal and Patiodog sighted together!!!!


http://images.bestwebbuys.com/muze/books/54/0439693454.jpg


Daddy had a silly Bun
Which loved its Seal and Puppy,
It loved to call them both its hun,
Blew kisses like a guppy.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 07:42 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
it practices black magic
until one day it disappeared
I think that's kind of tragic
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 10:59 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
who saw a Wascawee Wabbit
he offered her a carrot
but she hopped away, dagnabbit
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kirsten
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 11:11 am
patiodog wrote:
shocked, shocked i am!


Daddy has a harbor seal
Who hasn't any notion
Of nasty thoughts or wicked things
He just frolics in the ocean
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Acquiunk
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 11:20 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who ne'er goes near the water
He hate's to get his flippers wet
Although he knows he aught'er
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 05:31 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
But he hasn't got an otter
That's why we never get to use
The aquatic teeter totter
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 05:34 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
whose teeth are shiny white
but when he eats squid with zeal
his teeth turn black as night
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 8 Feb, 2006 08:14 pm
Wheeeee!

A seal sighting!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 02:10 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
A story did recount
Of the gay, Transylvanian boxer
Who went down for the Count.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Sun 12 Feb, 2006 03:27 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
romping in the blizzard
lost his internet connection
time for Install Wizard
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 12:03 pm
(just sneaking in to scoop the origin story of Daddy has a Harbor Seal from this topic...)

SealPoet.com launches April 1, 2006
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 12:18 pm
Daddy HAS a harbor seal
Its in the present tense
And keeping it in kibbles
must cost a pretty pence
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WhoodaThunk
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 01:01 pm
Dad will have a harbor seal
That's in the future tense
Because of time he spent with Mom
And all their imprudence.
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 05:10 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal
It splashes in the briny
Has flippers, whiskers, fishy breath
And nose so very shiny
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 31 Mar, 2006 06:34 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He thought she was free gal
But now she's out there protesting
Apparently she's illegal
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 04:15 pm
and it's happened - our Seal has a web page:

http://www.sealpoet.com/index.html

Yee-hah!!!
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Sat 1 Apr, 2006 04:18 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
It's a very clever animal
When it's not catching fish
It's writing in HTML
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