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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 4 Dec, 2004 07:53 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
To do his christmas shopping
His taste in ladie's lingerie
Has Daddy's eyes a popping
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willow tl
 
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Reply Sat 4 Dec, 2004 09:00 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
with SCoates he likes to play
if Scoates gets too ruff
He throws him in the hay

Daddy has a harbor seal
we sent him off to war
he fights as good as 20 men
so Bush has ordered more.

Daddy has a harbor seal
who wishes for open sea
he's tired of the endless play
and wishes to be free.

Daddy has a harbor seal
a wonderous sight to see
and though his fins curl up
we keep him in captivity.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 4 Dec, 2004 09:15 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
and since it's almost Chanukah
I'm trying to think of a gift for him
not like last year's harmonica
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 11 Dec, 2004 09:01 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who wears a Santa suit
All who see him have to smile
Because he's awfully cute

Santa has a harbor seal
Who tattles if we're bad
So now we have to stay in line
Or he'll tell old Santa (Dad)
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2004 04:45 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
it wants to get a tattoo
it's disturbingly Oedipal
it says "I love Mommy, too!" Shocked
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2004 04:54 pm
As Daddy's seal was walked by nuns
A flasher flashed. How awful!
The poor old dears they had stroke
The seal copped a pawful!
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2004 07:47 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who went shopping at the mall
He bought himself some 4 inch heels
Now he's ten feet tall
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2004 08:29 pm
Still water, I just told that (original 3 nuns joke) last night!

Daddy has a harbor seal
He flew to the Bahamas
the only clothes he thought to bring
Were zebra print pajamas
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2004 08:51 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
he says his name is Henry
his bark is more a lisp
I think he suffers Venus Envy.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2004 03:11 pm
littlek wrote:
Still water, I just told that (original 3 nuns joke) last night!


There's another one involving a deaf nun with the punchline, 'Father who?', but it's too involved to fit into this poetical metre.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Wed 15 Dec, 2004 11:36 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who brings us fish to eat
I can't seem to cook it up
as he catches them with his feet.

Daddy has a harbor seal
whose ass is large and wide
it's really fun when friends are over
we use him as a slide.
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kirsten
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 10:26 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who hosted Saturday Night Live
His monologue was quit a hit
'Cause he can talk that jive
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2005 10:41 pm
Daddy had a harbor seal
Who liked his music heavee
He used to love Black Sabbath
Now he loves Tenacious D
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colorbook
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2005 01:47 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's been missing low and high
He somehow managed to disappear
But no one knows the reason why
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 08:21 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
I play with in the summer
I've not seen dad since Christmas
He must have done a runner.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 08:30 am
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McTag
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 10:15 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
He also had a fit
'Cause every time the thing escaped
He'd chase right after it
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Rod3
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 11:03 am
Daddy had a harbour seal
It used to beg for food
If you didn't give it any fish
It did something very rude.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 11:23 am
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 23 Feb, 2005 03:25 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He wears a bandolero
He likes to hang out at the bar
and argue "Mustang or Camaro"
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