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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 05:39 pm
Daddy's has a harbour seal
And though it's deaf to tones
He taught it three guitar licks
Now it opens for the Stones
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 05:43 pm
Damn you Sealpoet!!!


Daddy's seal hails from Greece
Where same-sex acts have no bar
And when they separate the men from boys
They do it with a crow-bar
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 05:43 pm
Mr Stillwater wrote:
Make it stop!!! Make it stop!!!
Daddy says his harbour seal
Paints faster than Picasso
With a paint-brush in each flipper
And a spray-gun up its asso


My gaaawd that's funny! It invoked a PICTURE in my head, eeeew. Good heavens your on a roll!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 05:52 pm
Paula honey, I have a Word doc with about 20 of these..... rhymes. A quarter are NOT fit to publish! They just flow....
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paulaj
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 06:06 pm
"A quarter not fit to publish"? What a surprise!

Keep them coming, your quite entertaining and creative, Mr. Sillywater :-)
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 07:43 pm
Last one for now.....


Daddy has a harbour seal
Ordained it as a rabbi
Its big, sharp teeth are just the thing
To circumcise the babi
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kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 09:57 pm
Oh Mr. Stillwater..... Laughing

Daddy has a harbor seal
Who just performed a bris
Mom screamed and Daddy fainted
The baby boy was a near "Miss"
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 25 Nov, 2004 10:03 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal,
it's flipper is a kipper.
Served on a plate, he escaped -
by reaching for his zipper.
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Spatial Reverse
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 07:53 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
it caught a nasty cold
now its sneezes in a jar
on e-bay to be sold
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 09:56 am
Welcome, Spatial Reverse - you may find you start dreamin' about harbor seal poems -

Daddy has a harbor seal
it welcomes all new rhymers
all A2Kers, young and old
the newbies and old-timers
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 26 Nov, 2004 10:41 am
Daddy had a harbour seal,
a tough and bitter sort
He's bite at children swimming
and bark at ships in port.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 09:35 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who studies aviation
He flew a plane to Disney World
For his holiday vacation


Daddy has a harbor seal
He likes to draw attention
He sang a song with Bruce Springsteen
At the Democratic convention
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 04:02 pm
Thanks Kirsten, loved it!!
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 04:06 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's learning how to knit
First he made a pair of gloves
but couldn't make them fit!
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kirsten
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 05:45 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who has donned his gay apparel
This year he'll spend the holidays
With some walrus chap named Daryl
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 06:03 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who really likes to fly.
He went on down to provincetown
where he could touch the sky
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SCoates
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 06:45 pm
I'm going to repeat one of mine, because I thought it was great, but it didn't get a commetn. Smile

Daddy had a harbor seal,
Its coat was white and pure.
'Til it got eaten by a horse,
And now it's seal manure.
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kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 04:08 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He hitched him to a sleigh
Now he's up and down the boardwalk
Giving kiddies rides all day
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Diane
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 04:15 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
His name is SCoates
He rhymes and whines
But at all times
His limericks are....

well...

quite good.

Sorry, couldn't think of a word to rhyme with SCoates.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2004 04:23 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He named him Chubby Joe
He eats us out of house and home
That's why that we're so po'
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