Daddy has a harbour seal
Its tongue is long and porous
Paula keeps its whiskers trimmed
To tickle her clitoris.
Daddy has a harbour seal
with a nasty, biting habit,
Stillwater keeps it in his yard
to keep away a rabbit!
Bunny has a harbour seal
Which loves to swim and shout.
It cannot bear its water still,
So it thrashes it about.
Daddy has a harbour seal
and when he goes a trawlin'
He keeps it safe on board
in case Gustaf comes a callin'.
Mr Stillwater wrote:Damn this thread!!! I thought up like six last night (instead of sleeping) and another three on the train this morning!!
I'll bet the other passengers were thrilled. I just read the top of the page
paulaj wrote:Mr Stillwater wrote:Damn this thread!!! I thought up like six last night (instead of sleeping) and another three on the train this morning!!
I'll bet the other passengers were thrilled. I just read the top of the page
I must follow my muse. It's just that it's a lot easier to find a rhyme for 'clitoris' than it is for 'pumpernickel', sweets.
BTW: My 'Bastid Club Wine of the Month' carton arrived! Excellent service!!
Mr. Stillwater
I love pleasing my bastids. Don't drink it all at once!
Daddy has a harbour seal
it's name is Mr. Stilly.
He likes to bath in the nude
it shrinks his little Willy.
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who has some offbeat skills
Those whiskers all trimmed and neat
Give paula j big thrills.
Daddy has a harbor seal
And while nothing comes between us
But Paula J loves him more
Because he has a 12" penis.
Daddy has some harbour seals
right here at A2K'a.
What a clever bunch of folks they is
just look at what they say'a!
Daddy has a harbor seal
he keeps the poetry clean
it's only to please advertisers
'cause the kids like it obscene
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's a real aquatic professor
He likes to think up dirty rhymes
and really tick off Jespah
ha ha ha very nice
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's thankful for a lot
there's cranberries and stuffing
and the turkey's in the pot
Daddy has a harbor seal
he'll grab a drumstick first
and wash it down with Pinot Noir
just to quench his thirst
daddy's in the pot
with salted water brimming.
Soon we'll see: trimmings.
Daddy has a harbor seal
He was really quite a sinner
So daddy put him in the pot
To be Thanksgiving dinner
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's soaked in giblet gravy
Mommy's sad to see the sight
she'd named the seal Davy
Daddy has a harbor seal,
He keeps it in his pocket,
Lest the other seals do see it,
And in course begin to mock it.
Daddy had a harbor seal,
It's coat was white and pure.
'Til it got eaten by a horse,
And now it's seal manure.
Make it stop!!! Make it stop!!!
Daddy says his harbour seal
Paints faster than Picasso
With a paint-brush in each flipper
And a spray-gun up its asso
