Daddy has a harbor seal
who spent up all his cash
chasing hookers down in Mexico
now he's got a rash
Daddy has a harbor seal
He hangs down at the bar
He always gets drinks for free
By playing his guitar
Daddy has a harbor seal
with hands instead of flippers
it slows him down when swimming
but he's lightning fast with zippers
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's really rather picky
He always likes flirt with girls
Who like to flirt with kicky
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's quite the lady's man
If he wasn't just a harbor seal
he might be kickycan!
kick <smoooch, your being so cute today>
Aaaaw, shucks. <blushing>
Daddy has a harbor seal
sometimes he gets real happy
and then he starts to drool and clap
just like his buddy slappy
ahahahahahah, your................a bastid!
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's into kinky play
whenever he is feeling sexy
he calls up PaulaJ
Daddy has a harbor seal
His girlfriend's name is willow
but when she's off with kicky
He uses his own pillow.
Daddy had a harbor seal
who had a little kitten
The kitten kept a little mouse
Until the harbor seal was bitten.
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's friends with littlek
but the harbor seal gets jealous
when littlek and kicky play
<brain's too tired to limerick>
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's gotten very sleepy
She'll be heading straight to bed
as soon as she's gone peepee
Heh, thanks.... good night!
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's jealous as can be
instead of waiting in the bed
he watches littlek pee.
Damn this thread!!! I thought up like six last night (instead of sleeping) and another three on the train this morning!!
