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Daddy has a Harbor Seal
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willow tl
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Sat 20 Nov, 2004 03:05 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's always late for lunch
It makes mommy so angry
Her panites start to bunch.
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Eva
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Sat 20 Nov, 2004 04:19 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's really into porno
His girlfriend writes to A2K
as "marykayletourneau"
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willow tl
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Sat 20 Nov, 2004 04:21 pm
ROFLMAO great one Eva!!!!
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Eva
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Sat 20 Nov, 2004 04:27 pm
We all have our own little secrets, willow.
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jespah
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 07:11 am
too silly!
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's bigger than all of us
but suddenly it disappeared
my suspicions turn to Gus
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littlek
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 10:54 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
who went out to see a show
the bouncer tried to toss him out
he caused quite a row!
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kickycan
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 12:41 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who eats and eats and eats
but the harbor seal's a breastfed pup
so it's hell on mama's teats
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edgarblythe
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 05:57 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He always visits Santa
Peace on Earth, Universal Love
Is his mantra
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jespah
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 07:20 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's ready for Thanksgiving
it loves to have it's food so fresh
the turkey is still living
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Mr Stillwater
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 07:31 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal
He took it to the pub
Barkeep said, "So, what's for you?"
"Anything but Canadian Club"!
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ossobuco
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:12 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal,
a noisy little fellow.
He squeals when waves splash him,
then he starts to bellow.
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littlek
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:17 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who learned how to teach
He spends all of his vacation time
down at the local beach.
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kickycan
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:22 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who never learned to swim
so all the other harbor seals
laugh and pick on him!
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littlek
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:28 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's friends laughed from the sea
until that great white shark came by
And gobbled them up by threes.
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kickycan
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:31 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who watched the shark attacking
it's a lucky thing for him
his swimming skills were lacking
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littlek
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:36 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who tried to learn Italian
His words got all confoosled
and his breath stank of scallion.
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colorbook
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:38 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
His build is kind of thin
His speedo fits him way too tight
And makes the ladies grin
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edgarblythe
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:48 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
won't he be surprised
to see all the poems we wrote
when he is apprised
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kickycan
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:55 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
his girlfriend's quite a catch
furry, cute and canine
and she's even learned to fetch
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Diane
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Sun 21 Nov, 2004 09:56 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's been on TV shows
When asked to do a trick or two
A ball is balanced on his nose.
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