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Daddy has a Harbor Seal

 
 
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 06:40 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who's a hashslinger on the side
She serves up all the vittles
and sails out with the tide.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 08:31 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
who likes to eat turkey,
but 11 months of the year
settles for beef jerky...
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:30 pm
daddy has a harbor seal
it's really quite a deal
cook him up
he tastes like veal
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kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2004 09:33 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He makes a tasty stew
With clams and squid and seaweed
Some sand thrown in there too
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 12:40 am
<can I smile here?>
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 02:19 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
It's awful glad it's Friday
It likes to put its flippers up
And have a lazy lie day.

(Well, I think that is I, actually - but hey....TGIF!!!!)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 02:38 am
Me too on that, dlowan.

Daddy has a harbor seal,
he has his nose in caramel;
he swirls from left to right now,
stops, resting in the sweet.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 07:21 am
daddy has a harbor seal

Who was molested as a child

with counseling , though he has absolved

his pinniped-ophile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 07:31 am
Daddy has a harbour seal
He likes to mess with rhyme
It used to be on Sunday
But now it's all the time.
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kellyvinal
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 11:43 am
I can't believe I'm giving in, but...

Daddy has a harbour seal
Who thinks he is a poet
He logged into this silly thread
And has a poem to show it

Please... Never quote this... ever...
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 04:16 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's captured kellyvinal
and like Region Philbis says,
"Is that your answer (final)?"
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katealaurel
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 04:40 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who gets a lot of attention-
he wonders just quite what he's done
To deserve such lasting mention?

(I did read the explanation in the first post, but I felt like writing this anyway. So silly.. -K)
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littlek
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 04:42 pm
Daddy had a harbor seal
It had some teeth to fill
Too many sweets and soda pop
Makes for a hefty bill
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 05:10 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's a really horny wanker
The girly seal helped him out
But he didn't even thank her.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 05:41 pm
Funny people :-)
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kellyvinal
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 06:00 pm
lol
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 06:57 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal,
been baking pies all afternoon
tuna pie, herring pie and haddock,
the smell will make you swoon.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2004 10:09 pm
Daddy has a harbor seal,
got caught in fishing net.
Thrashing and splashing,
he ain't been done in yet...
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 08:22 am
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's in the NBA
someone threw some beer at him
but the seal kinda likes things that way
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2004 03:00 pm
Daddy has a harbour seal
It swam way out to sea
He waited for it to come back
Which made him late for tea
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