Daddy has a harbor seal
who's a hashslinger on the side
She serves up all the vittles
and sails out with the tide.
Daddy has a harbor seal
who likes to eat turkey,
but 11 months of the year
settles for beef jerky...
daddy has a harbor seal
it's really quite a deal
cook him up
he tastes like veal
Daddy has a harbor seal
He makes a tasty stew
With clams and squid and seaweed
Some sand thrown in there too
Daddy has a harbour seal
It's awful glad it's Friday
It likes to put its flippers up
And have a lazy lie day.
(Well, I think that is I, actually - but hey....TGIF!!!!)
Me too on that, dlowan.
Daddy has a harbor seal,
he has his nose in caramel;
he swirls from left to right now,
stops, resting in the sweet.
daddy has a harbor seal
Who was molested as a child
with counseling , though he has absolved
his pinniped-ophile
Daddy has a harbour seal
He likes to mess with rhyme
It used to be on Sunday
But now it's all the time.
I can't believe I'm giving in, but...
Daddy has a harbour seal
Who thinks he is a poet
He logged into this silly thread
And has a poem to show it
Please... Never quote this... ever...
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's captured kellyvinal
and like Region Philbis says,
"Is that your answer (final)?"
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who gets a lot of attention-
he wonders just quite what he's done
To deserve such lasting mention?
(I did read the explanation in the first post, but I felt like writing this anyway. So silly.. -K)
Daddy had a harbor seal
It had some teeth to fill
Too many sweets and soda pop
Makes for a hefty bill
Daddy has a harbor seal
He's a really horny wanker
The girly seal helped him out
But he didn't even thank her.
Daddy has a harbour seal,
been baking pies all afternoon
tuna pie, herring pie and haddock,
the smell will make you swoon.
Daddy has a harbor seal,
got caught in fishing net.
Thrashing and splashing,
he ain't been done in yet...
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's in the NBA
someone threw some beer at him
but the seal kinda likes things that way
Daddy has a harbour seal
It swam way out to sea
He waited for it to come back
Which made him late for tea
