Daddy has a harbor seal
away up there in Boston
He says to tell the Yanks
It's a city to get lost in.
Daddy has a harbor seal
but Daddy's been away
c'mon back, Sealpoet!
you're missed on A2k
Daddy has a harbor seal
Plays on the diamond all day
How can the Yankees win
If he gets all in the way
Daddy has a harbor seal
You'll see him at the polls
He was paid off by the Bush admin
And now he owns a Rolls
Daddy has a harbor seal
that plays all day with whales.
He whirls and furls, loops a loop,
to see if whales have scales.
Daddy has a harbor seal
He hangs with Frank Apisa
They argue like two wolverines
Then go down to share a pizza
Daddy has a harbor seal
He plans to vote for Kerry
But should Bush win, he's planning to
Swim far away...Too scary!!
Daddy has a harbor seal
But you wouldn't know it
There's no sign of him at all
No sign of Seal Poet
Daddy has a harbor seal
tonight he'll watch the game.
Drop us a post sometime, SP
if to you its all the same
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
a substitute for Schilling
because he has no ankles
and his spirit is so willing
Daddy has a harbour seal
He plays with it all day
I sometimes kinda wish that dad
And seal would go away
Daddy has a harbor seal
It's been away too long
Come back, SP, without your verse
This thread just seems all wrong
Daddy has a harbour seal
That beast does not play nice
It grabbed SP around the throat
Dragged him beneath the ice
Daddy has a harbor seal
the bosawx finally did it
look yonder -- the frog
what always sez "ribbit"
Daddy has a harbor seal
He put him in a boat
He slicked his black, black whiskers back
and went out for a float.
<oooh, and then what happened....>
daddy had a harbor seal:
he twirled to the left aswirl,
he dove right for the grunion run,
met under the moon, the girl.
Daddy had a harbor seal,
who on his moonlit tryst
swam nautilis-like curling swirls
then zoomed in for a kiss.
Daddy has a harbor seal
he's been absent from the pack
I saw his picture in the news
he's serving in Iraq
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who waits tables for a living
Next Thursday he will bust his tail
Serving up thanksgiving
