Daddy has a harbor seal
He likes cookies instead of fish
Chocolate chip and a juicebox
That's his favorite dish
Daddy has a harbor seal
and my, isn't this poem long?
If it could carry a tune
it would sing it like a song
Daddy has a harbour seal
He feeds it quite a lot
It skitters all around the house
But piddles in a pot
Daddy has a harbor seal
It really is quite small
Two day's ago we lost it
Then it turned up at the mall
Daddy has a harbor seal
That likes to mow the lawn
The other day it filled up with gas
And went to work at dawn
Daddy has a harbor seal
its flippers have a smell
'cause every time it showers
it doesn't wash that well
Daddy has a harbor seal
That likes to go online
He likes to post in forums
That's how he spends his time
Daddy has a harbor seal
That likes delicious food
He orders chinese take-out
Cause it puts him in the mood
Daddy has a Harbor seal
he took it to the fair.
The seal ate cotton candy
'coz he found no herring there.
Daddy has a harbor seal
It has alot of fur
Everytime he pets it
You should hear the darn thing purr
To a marching cadence:
I don't know but I've been told
(I don't know but I've been told)
Dad's harbor seal is black as coal
(Dad's harbor seal is black as coal)
Took him to a girlie show
(Took him to a girlie show)
He clapped his fins and said:"Let's go"
( He clapped his fins and said:Let's go")
Sound off
1,2...3 4
Daddy has a harbor seal
We call him little Cirrus
He left the house 2 weeks ago
And came back with a virus
Daddy has a harbor seal
and we call her Paula
if you want to ride her bones
be sure to give a holla
Daddy has a harour seal,
He likes to call her "Gus" -
We asked him why, he said it's cos
She likes to fret and fuss.
Daddy has a harbor seal
I'll just call him Gus
He likes to dress in womens clothes
But this I can't discuss
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's now a CPA
it does Daddy's taxes
in a sealish kind of way
Daddy has a harbor seal
with fur like velveieen
He took it to a restaurantt
and feed it strawberries with cream.
Daddy has a harbor seal
It's low and mean
It roots agains the New York Yankees
Edgar's favorite team
Daddy has a harbor seal
it swam to Massachusetts
to watch the Sox play the Yanks
He hopes the Sox don't lose it.
Daddy has a harbor seal
it better not jinx
ed's dream of Astros/Yanks
simply to boost the Boston finks
