Daddy has a harbor seal
it's getting kind of warm
it swims whene'er it can
and it hasn't lost its form
Daddy has a arbor seal
it's getting kind of warm
in the pool because the seal's never learned that he's not supposed to pee in there.
Daddy has a Harbor Seal,
he thinks he's quite the boy.
He has a brand new lady friend,
she treats him like a toy.
Daddy has a harbour seal;
He smells like old capelli.
He never washes dishes, and,
He longs for German telly.
Daddy has a harbour seal,
This thread is really strange,
What's stranger still? The harbour seal's
infectious case of mange
Daddy has a harbour seal,
And poetry's a whore,
No matter how much you have done
In the end you'll still want more
Daddy has a harbor seal
my god, is this still going
i'm suprised, can't believe my eyes
the rhymes we are a blowing.
Daddy has a harbor seal
i wish it would just drop dead.
not that i hate the thing
but it's sleeping in my bed.
Daddy had a harbour seal
It swam across the sea
And when the bloody thing had gone
It left just him and me
Daddy has a harbor seal
he keeps it like a pet
and when it's sick and feeling ill
he takes it to the vet.
Daddy has a harbor seal
he taught to do some tricks
like rolling over, playing dead
and fetching far tossed sticks.
Daddy has a harbour seal
It brought the sticks right back
It spat them at poor daddy's feet
Said "fetch 'em yerself next time, Jack"
Daddy has a harbor seal
it hangs around in bars
if women are from Venus
then the harbor seal's from Mars
Daddy has a harbour seal
He's had it for a while
I'd hang around there more, but I
Don't like to cramp their style
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
You know what's really sad?
Mom can't tell the difference
Between the Seal and Dad.
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who's crazy as a loon
We go to bed with earplugs
When he's barking at the moon
Daddy has a harbor seal
that acts a little funny
He hides up under the boat dock
and only comes out when it's sunny
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
But don't stop to admire it
It's sure to make you walk the plank
(It thinks that it's a pirate.)
Daddy has a harbour seal
It dined on shrimps or crab
But now he gives it cornflakes
Cause it wouldn't pay the tab
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's squishing all the bugs
the walls are getting coated
and don't look under the rugs
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who leads a double life
This weekend he's in P-Town
With his other pups and wife
Daddy has a harbor seal
That lounges round all day
It dosen't do a gosh darn thing
So now it has to pay
