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<won't be any rhymes coming from this unimaginative mind>
Daddy has a harbor seal
He won't be joined by Wilso
We don't believe he can't make verse
Even though he say that it's so.
Daddy has a harbor seal
it's flatulent and fat
and every time it cuts one loose
it blames it on the cat
Daddy has a harbor Seal
he's hiding from the cat.
For the cat was much offended
and they had a major spat.
Daddy has a harbor seal
It always blames the cat
Quit your lying naughty boy
What goes around comes back
Momma hates to clean the house
The dirt it will accume
So she taught the harbor seal
How to use the damn vacuum
Daddy has a harbor seal
We fear he's gone insane
He uses daddy's vacuum cleaner
For purposes profane.
Daddy has a harbor seal
It lives inside the garage
The ocean front that he adores
Is just a swimming pool mirage
Daddy has a harbor seal
He walks like Gus
Hard to tell by looking
Which one wears the truss
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It tries to remain aloof
That is why it's sometimes seen
Peering from the roof.
Daddy has a harbor seal
He collects verses with zeal
He morphs then reverts
Every essence to congeal
Daddy has a harbor seal
his fur was very wet
The groomer asked
"You just can't handle drying out on earth yet?"
Daddy has a Harbour seal
Admired by many people--
It dances on the churche's roof
And sometimes climbs the steeple.
Daddy had an elephant seal
Who had a lustful eye.
While enamoring the hide-a-bed,
He got trapped inside and died.
Daddy has a harbor seal
Who's writing zeal did tout
One dark and stormy night
Suddenly a shot rang out
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
It runs the elevator
The job it has its ups and downs
I'll tell you 'bout that later.
Daddy has a harbor seal
With a meager poll selection
He will cast his ballot out to sea
For the coming presidential election
Daddy has a Harbor Seal
it's going to Iraq
and I pray, every single day
that it safely will come back
Daddy has a harbour seal
(Unusual pet to keep)
Inspiring so much poetry
That he quotes it in his sleep
Daddy has a harbour seal
He's been on a sabbatical
Pondering the big question...
Republican or "Democratical"?
