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"There was two Mini Cooper parked in front of my house", or "there WERE two mini coopers"?

 
 
JTT
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 01:25 pm
@spendius,
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This is ridiculous JT. That's just another of a long line of unsupported assertions which I notice continues unabated in the subsequent posts.


You're an idiot, Spendius. You made silly assertions quoting other idiots in an obvious attempt to add support for the silly assertions you couldn't even formulate yourself.

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April 17, 2009
50 Years of Stupid Grammar Advice
By Geoffrey K. Pullum

April 16 is the 50th anniversary of the publication of a little book that is loved and admired throughout American academe. Celebrations, readings, and toasts are being held, and a commemorative edition has been released.

I won't be celebrating.

The Elements of Style does not deserve the enormous esteem in which it is held by American college graduates. Its advice ranges from limp platitudes to inconsistent nonsense. Its enormous influence has not improved American students' grasp of English grammar; it has significantly degraded it.


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I don't even know if I have been describing language issues.


That hardly comes as any great surprise.

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I use language having been influenced by others who use language. I have vague notions about old fashioned subjunctives and none at all about gerunds, dangling participles and what not. Nor do I care. I am neither competent nor incompetent regarding describing language issues or using language. What you see is what you get. Like it or lump it.


I can assure you, that you, with your vague notions, are seriously incompetent "regarding describing language issues". You are competent in "using language", though you tend to be verbose and you like to salt and pepper your writing with big words and bigger readings.

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Those were the first words I have ever read from S&W. I came across them looking for something else on Wiki.


And you just thought you would throw them out to try and impress in folks just how wide is your breadth on the issues of language.

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I can support the assertion of excellence if I have to.


Not as regards language you surely can't.

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I consider that to be drivel. Indeed it is drivel. Pullum by name and pull-um by nature. No wonder you have assertivitus' dance. A power kick lacking the force to give it a point.


You do, do you? You, who holds upon his shelves "The Right Word At The Right Time, Linguistics for Genteel Folks, Linguistics Made Simple, ... and a ****-load of other stuff".

Would this be that "**** load of stuff" that brings you to the exalted state where "I don't even know if I have been describing language issues"?

Which one of your "books" would you like to match up with The Cambridge Grammar of the English Language, Spendi?
JTT
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 01:45 pm
@Frank Apisa,
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Just bookmarking. I ain't saying nothin'!


Frank, this, above, coupled with your recent description of you as a child prodigy in grade school language, vocabulary and grammar has left me wondering why such a guy would shirk his duties here at A2K?
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 01:51 pm
@JTT,
I haven't a copy of The Cambridge Grammar of the English Language. I have The Oxford Guide to the English Language and the Cambridge Guide to English Literature.

Where am I going wrong JT? Keep telling me I'm an idiot doesn't help.
MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 01:52 pm
@JTT,
Matt wrote:
It seems to me that prescriptivist teaching has a crystallizing effect on language.

JTT wrote:
How did you miss the falsehoods/prescriptions that have been advanced for centuries, Matt?
Maybe the word you want is "fossilizing".

I didn't miss the falsehoods which have been advanced. Falshoods are advanced in every field of study. This is a direct consequence of not knowing everything yet.
The word you want is obviously "fossilizing" the word I wanted was "crystallizing" to make allusion to a similar cognitive distinction.
Crystallized vs. Fluid Intelligence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_and_crystallized_intelligence

Matt wrote:
It seems to me, that teaching based on a descriptive study of a language is more malleable.

JTT wrote:
If by malleable you mean honest, open to reality based arguments, willing to accept science as the guiding principle for the study of language, then yes, you have hit the nail on the head.

This (I don't think) is some black and white issue. You can keep coloring the terms with as much emotionally biased language as you want, but that's not going to make the dilemma any clearer.
I find much hope in your use of the phrase "open to reality based arguments".
I hope we can continue our discussion in this frame.

Matt wrote:
This malleability, however, may not keep the language universal. Just as in any system subject to selection pressures, isolated populations will tend to drift apart (in this case linguistically). Without intimate linguistic contact between English speaking populations the language will split. We may truly become "separated by a common language".

JTT wrote:
It's not the whims of language scientists or accurate descriptions of language use that has already caused this mighty drift to happen, Matt. It is people using the English language in diverse regions and situations.

I was not suggesting that language scientists are responsible for this drift.
I was suggesting that a prescriptivist strategy of teaching slows this drift.

JTT wrote:
In spite of the drift we still understand each other.

Well... I wouldn't really chalk this up as a point for descriptivists. The teaching of grammar has been (by your own claim) far too prescriptivist. Is this not evidence of the moderating effect prescriptivism has on language drift?

Matt wrote:
This may be great for linguistic researchers, but not so great for other professionals trying to communicate with each other.

JTT wrote:
No researcher wishes for such unrealistic parameters. There's more than enough to study with what is, not wishing for what could be.
I'm sorry JTT. I was wrong to imply that you or any other linguist would wish for this. I truly am sorry to make or imply any such accusation.

Matt wrote:
Could it be more helpful to have more benevolent mavens?
Mavens who are descriptivists, who monitor the global English language and periodically prescribe the new more efficient form.

JTT wrote:
Please go back and read the first few paragraphs in the link I provided, Matt.
I have reread the first 1/4 of the Pinker paper. I don't see the point that you are asking me to take away.
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:02 pm
@JTT,
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Re: Frank Apisa (Post 5259546)
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Just bookmarking. I ain't saying nothin'!



Frank, this, above, coupled with your recent description of you as a child prodigy in grade school language, vocabulary and grammar has left me wondering why such a guy would shirk his duties here at A2K?


You are allowed to wonder all you want on A2K, JTT.

Which movie do you think will win Best Picture tonight?
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fresco
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:05 pm
Isn't it great being a first world intellectual not having to cope with gender specific idiolects and lexical taboos as operate in other cultures ! Wink

JTT reminds me of Peter Sellers' brother in that 70's "flower power" film "I Love You Alice B. Toklass". The brother arrives at a funeral wearing the mourning garb of a Hopi Indian. Sellers responds with the classic "Are you trying to kill Mother ?"
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:13 pm
@fresco,
Would you be so kind, fresco, as to explain what that means?
fresco
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:15 pm
@spendius,
Which bit ? Language appropriateness is equivalent to dress code. ?
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:21 pm
@fresco,
No. I understand that. I know the difference between underpants and trollies.

The Sellers' joke. And why JT reminds you of it.
fresco
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:38 pm
@spendius,
Because he appears to be entrenched in 70's (laissez-faire/iconoclastic) culture.
As I stated somewhere above, there is no logical end to the quest for "language democracy". According to that, following Foucault, say, we should be discouraging everyday statements like "It's a girl" because it is reifying a chauvinistic/sexist paradigm for "social reality".
vonny
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:50 pm
@fresco,
If that's true, then the two Mini Coopers would fit into his lifestyle beautifully - decorated with a swirling rainbow of vivid colour! Might as well do something with them, they've been removed from the driveway and are now piled high in the breakers' yard waiting for the demolition ball to strike!
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:53 pm
@fresco,
Let's do the Hopi Mother joke first.
MattDavis
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:55 pm
@fresco,
Do you think that the actions of someone like Julian Assange (WikiLeaks), are also revealing of some naive laissez-fair view.
Or...is the recent quasi-anarchy aesthetic in "hacker" culture somehow different?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:57 pm
@vonny,
Oh, noooooooo.
JTT
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 02:59 pm
@MattDavis,
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I'm sorry JTT. I was wrong to imply that you or any other linguist would wish for this. I truly am sorry to make or imply any such accusation.


Absolutely no offense taken, Matt.

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I didn't miss the falsehoods which have been advanced. Falsehoods are advanced in every field of study. This is a direct consequence of not knowing everything yet.


Actually, that was a direct consequence of some of the shoddiest attempts at scholarship to ever hit "academia". These "rules" were nothing but fads, rules concocted to sell books, to make the enlightened ones look brighter than they were.

I'm not sure why you would suggest that it's beneficial to language, or anything, to allow "bits of folklore that originated for screwball reasons several hundred years ago" to be used as any kind of instruction today.

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This (I don't think) is some black and white issue. You can keep coloring the terms with as much emotionally biased language as you want, but that's not going to make the dilemma any clearer.


First, we have to know whether we are on the same page. As I mentioned, I have no problem with prescriptions advanced for reasonable ends. I follow English orthography, I punctuate, I did my ibids and footnotes by the book, ... .

When it comes to rules that are complete falsehoods about the English language, it is a black and white issue. I think that this is where your confusion lies. Your response to my second paragraph in this post might help sort out what page we are on.


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I was not suggesting that language scientists are responsible for this drift.
I was suggesting that a prescriptivist strategy of teaching slows this drift.


Most assuredly, it has. But that brings us back to "what page are you on"? The prescriptive strategy has even had a chilling [bad] effect on real language, that of speech. But these have been highly transient, easily forgotten, except by the most anal.

Even the anal mostly forget them.

But you give much too much credit to the prescriptivists.

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Most of my fellow linguists, in fact, would say that it is absurd even to talk about a language changing for the better or the worse. When you have the historical picture before you, and can see how Indo-European gradually slipped into Germanic, Germanic into Anglo-Saxon, and Anglo-Saxon into the English of Chaucer, then Shakespeare, and then Henry James, the process of linguistic change seems as ineluctable and impersonal as continental drift. From this Olympian point of view, not even the Norman invasion had much of an effect on the structure of the language, and all the tirades of all the grammarians since the Renaissance sound like the prattlings of landscape gardeners who hope by frantic efforts to keep Alaska from bumping into Asia.


[added emphasis is mine]

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Well... I wouldn't really chalk this up as a point for descriptivists. The teaching of grammar has been (by your own claim) far too prescriptivist. Is this not evidence of the moderating effect prescriptivism has on language drift?


With all due respect, Matt, and my intent is not, in any way, to make you kowtow, I think this highlights just how much you don't understand about this issue.

Grammar is innate. Scientists have identified affected genes that affect language proficiency.

"The rules people learn (or more likely, fail to learn) in school are called [prescriptive] rules, prescribing how one "ought" to talk."

How is some made up rule, a prescription, supposed to compete with what is to humans, innate. That why Pinker said of these prescriptions,

"or more likely fail to learn".

These prescriptions don't stick, have never stuck, because, again to quote Pinker,

"The very fact that they (prescriptions) have to be drilled shows that they are alien to the natural workings of the language system".

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Matt wrote:
Could it be more helpful to have more benevolent mavens?
Mavens who are descriptivists, who monitor the global English language and periodically prescribe the new more efficient form.

JTT wrote:
Please go back and read the first few paragraphs in the link I provided, Matt.

Matt replied: I have reread the first 1/4 of the Pinker paper. I don't see the point that you are asking me to take away.


You don't understand how complex, how difficult, how mind boggling language really is. It is the most difficult thing the vast majority of us ever do and yet we do it so easily, we understand and use grammar that scientists spend lifetimes studying and still we don't know all there is to what children perform with such ease.

I know you say you have read 1/4 of the Pinker paper. You've read right over the essence of the entire issue. And I understand why. Because, see right above, the underlined.

Do you not see?

But there's still much to discuss, if we get onto the same page, or even within the same chapter.
vonny
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 03:00 pm
@ossobuco,
Reading this thread makes one feel there should be a Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Mini Coopers - even if there were two parked in front of my house!!!
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 03:03 pm
@vonny,
If there were, it was a fortuitous event.
vonny
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 03:08 pm
@ossobuco,
Indubitably!
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dalehileman
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 03:12 pm
@JTT,
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…..how mind boggling language really is.
Wow and how. I really admire and respect but feel for the esl who comes to a2k as a learning tool
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fresco
 
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Reply Sun 24 Feb, 2013 03:20 pm
@spendius,
So you want me to kill the joke by spelling it out ! Smile

What is appropriate for a Hopi funeral is inappropriate for a Catholic funeral.

The "enlightened" brother was blithely trying to make a "democratic point" about the equivalence of culture which his conventional brother considered was either reactionary or irresponsible on that culturally rule structured occasion, with respect to those who would attend.,

And have you not yourself argued for the ubiquity of such structure ?

 

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