@Finn dAbuzz,
Finn: I've been all over Texas, cousin, I know more about that multitude of places than most. I've been to dinners on the highest floors of the tallest buildings in Houston, I've been to fish frys in towns no bigger than three houses, a gas station and a Dr. Pepper machine.
I've known preachers and priests there who were near as saints as Mother Teresa, I knew one Methodist fellow who was ******* every fifteen and half year old he could get to his house for piano lessons.
Girl or boy.... .
I was there when the opened the gates to fill the Robert Lee Reservoir and I was there ten years later when it finally filled. (I just read that now it's as dry as an undertaker's laugh.
http://stateimpact.npr.org/texas/2012/03/23/robert-lee-the-texas-town-that-nearly-went-dry/)
I've known cowboys and hicks,
goat ropers and sheep shearers,
MexTex patriots (We will rejoin Mexijo and be free.)
Texas Patriots (It's illegal for the federal government to tax us for gasoline made from oil we produced. "You produced??" WELL, was produced here in Texas!!"
(Right)
I like Texas and I like Texans.
I like the ones who are so honest you can leave your car parked out front of their driveway with the keys in it but they won't move it without actually speaking with you about it.
I like the ones who are so dishonest it's best to always back out of any room they are in because they are, despite our experience with Cheney, more likely to shoot you in the ass (They think that's harmless fun.) as shoot you in the face.
I know those guys from the feedlot. I know that guy from the army. I know fifty times more chicanos than any of those gringos.
I know the gunnuts are the biggest bunch of uninformed jackasses as ever tried to walk across a wet plowed field.
I am not worried about them, those cowards won't do anything but mutter and spit.
Joe(I am worried about anyone who thinks they are serious like the judge)Nation