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I'M AN ATHEIST, AND . . . SO ARE YOU . . .

 
 
Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:48 am
@Joe Nation,
Is that original material, Boss? If so, it's pretty good . . . you are to be congratulated (unless you just c&p'd from someone else) . . .
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:49 am
@Setanta,
Joe is highly talented in that regard.
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igm
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:54 am
Social network for thieves who rob churches...

... @heist.com Very Happy
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 11:31 am
@Setanta,
Thank you, it's mine, Set.

I never post anything of someone else's without attribution. I thought....where's the fricking satire? And it just spilled out in about five minutes including editing.

It might be seen as an update to one I wrote on A2k about the day I fired god. It's in the archives somewhere.

~~
The reason I never trouble myself over whether gods exist is that I always ask "In an eternal universe, what would a god do?"

Poof.

Joe( I don't have to twist myself into not-nots)Nation



Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 02:57 pm
@Joe Nation,
Cool, Boss . . . the thread did get hijacked there for a while by humorless, obsessed types.

I don't believe that Frank Apisa exists.

I don't believe that Frank Apisa does not exist.

I'm an agnostapisist.

I'm not into apisement, though . . .
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 03:09 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
...the thread did get hijacked there for a while by humorless, obsessed types.




A unicorn asks Santa, “Do you know that atheists do not solve exponential equations?”

Santa responds, “No, why is that?”

The unicorn says, “Because they don’t have faith in higher powers.
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IRFRANK
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:45 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
Herding cats . . . can you imagine an atheist club?

Oh Man . . . do i have to go to meetings ? ! ? ! ?

Hey, don't think you're going to get any money out of me!

Why do i have to sit next to Joe?



I think your confusing atheist with anarchist. ??

Although there are many anarchists in the tea party. They just don't realize it.


Check FFRF.COM Freedom from religion.
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IRFRANK
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jun, 2012 08:49 pm
@Frank Apisa,
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb299/DoubleJayAlum/not_this_shit_again.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jun, 2012 02:34 am
Hehehehehehehe . . .
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IRFRANK
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 05:47 am
@Joe Nation,
That really is good stuff, Joe.

IR ( about god not having anything to do) FRANK
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 11:19 am
@IRFRANK,
Thank you, Mr. RFRank.....

It's the kind of thing that bubbles up from somewhere deep in my brain....

Joe(mostly when I am trying to go back to sleep.)Nation
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 11:28 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:
Joe( I don't have to twist myself into not-nots)Nation


forget not-nots. can you twist yourself into a fresh salt pretzel?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 12:32 pm
There are no agnostics in foxholes. Only foxes.
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 12:56 pm
@edgarblythe,
That's the spirit . . .
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 4 Jun, 2012 01:30 pm
@edgarblythe,
I don't believe in foxholes, but I have been known to hunker down in something very much like a foxhole.

~~eBeth
A salty pretzel?
There was a time in my yoga life when I could put my left foot forward, put my arms behind my back and lean forward until I could touch my nose to my big toe.

I can't do that anymore.
Joe(so I've taken it off my resume.)Nation
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