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I'M AN ATHEIST, AND . . . SO ARE YOU . . .

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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:03 pm
@failures art,
Oh, taking a damned nerve pill . . . it's a satire thread. If you can't come here and ignore Frank's stupidity, if you can't join the fun, then ******* go away . . .
thack45
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:04 pm
@Setanta,
well I guess I'm an atheist too. but only for a couple minutes... god just ran to the Citgo for a pack of Kools... he'll be right back
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Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:14 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:

what about zombies?


I do not think anyone would want a soul to have immortality as a zombie.
Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:15 pm
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

Don't worry, Foof, when we smash you into smithereens, your atoms of carbon, molecules of water and sprinkly bits of all the others members of the Periodic Table will spread out all over the Universe.

Forever.
Joe(and that's a long, long time)Nation


That doesn't equate to immortality via the soul narrative.
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Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:17 pm
@dlowan,
You get to watch Seinfeld in Australia?
Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:18 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

What, pray tell, is Festivus . . . it sounds promising . . .


Festivus was a holiday made up by George Costanza's father to replace Christmas on the Seinfeld sitcom.
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Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:21 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Oh, taking a damned nerve pill . . . it's a satire thread. If you can't come here and ignore Frank's stupidity, if you can't join the fun, then ******* go away . . .


Says who? It's any type of thread one wants. That's the beauty of not having alpha posters, and the rest of us in our correct pecking order in the posting pack.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:23 pm
@Frank Apisa,
He's told you already.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:26 pm
@Setanta,
Sounds like that guy on Gunsmoke calling..
Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:26 pm
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

Don't worry, Foof, when we smash you into smithereens, your atoms of carbon, molecules of water and sprinkly bits of all the others members of the Periodic Table will spread out all over the Universe.

Forever.
Joe(and that's a long, long time)Nation


Do not call me Foof. That is reserved for native New Yorkers, not transplants.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:27 pm
@Setanta,
Meantime I'm awaiting Unicorn wars. Disney never meets my expectations, too pc, y'know.


(that may be my next sig line)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:28 pm
@ossobuco,
Yeah, if Festus were here with Frank and FART, he'd be the genius of the trio . . .

Hey, folks, it's a satire, get it?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:29 pm
@Foofie,
Nativist!
Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:43 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

Nativist!


Thank you so much for the compliment.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:57 pm
@Foofie,
Ok, I'll be calling you Paleo.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:58 pm
Well now that Foof has shown up, this thread is fucked.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 06:00 pm
@Setanta,
Rest at peace, humor will out.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 06:28 pm
@Foofie,
My most humble apologies, Foofie, I was, of course, completely out of line by my ignorant truncation of your most esteemed name.
I can only say that I was swept away by the moment.
and
I am, after-all, only a pathetic, unwashed Connecticut Yankee.

It shall never happen again.

Joe(unless I have this second glass of wine)Nation
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 06:30 pm
I would just like to say that the word "Unicornholing" made me laugh so loud I had to leave the room at work today.

Joe(hysterical)Nation
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 06:32 pm
@Joe Nation,
rockhead stole my thunder.
 

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