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I'M AN ATHEIST, AND . . . SO ARE YOU . . .

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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 11:12 am
I do not disbelieve in the non-existent, my butt; I do not not not believe there are knots which cannot be retied.

or
I don't believe there are unicorns, but I bet they are good eatin'.

Joe(off my raconteur) Nation
rosborne979
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 11:14 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

I liked your comment about the hobby of not collecting stamps. We should fail to get together to not discuss the things we will not do in common . . .

I'm getting a headache . . .

Glad someone appreciated it's meaning Smile Apparently XXX doesn't grasp simple metaphors... leading me to believe that continued discussion with him is likely to be even more fruitless than I originally anticipated.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 11:18 am
We shouldn't start a unicorn dinner club . . . Edgar can refuse to be the manager . . .
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 11:22 am
If elected I will not serve unicorn.
BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 11:22 am
@Setanta,
Do you think the flooding of my bathroom was God was punishing me for not believing him? If so, I say "pee on him."

BBB
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 11:23 am
@edgarblythe,
What kind of seed must I have to create a unicorn? Does it taste good?

BBB
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 12:54 pm
does it come on a unicob?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 01:20 pm
Unicorns are animals that run wild. The way to catch one is to hunt them nude. When one charges, you turn your back and bend over, thus entrapping them. It is best to hunt in pairs, as one can lose the beast in making the transition from trapped by the horn to tied and led to the house.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 01:22 pm
@edgarblythe,
unicornholing?

is that legal?
Foofie
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 01:23 pm
In my opinion, whether one is an atheist or not could be interpreted as a red-herring, pandering to those that believe that we have a "soul" that survives our physical demise. Many people would not mind that there is no God, as long as they have a soul, since the soul correlates to immortality, be it a soul in heaven, a soul in limbo (limbo is out of business according to the latest Catholic doctrine), a soul that gets resurrected in a new body, or even a soul that is in the body of one's next incarnation.

Sorry folks, there ain't no soul. It was created to make the earlier resurrection narrative believable, since without a soul, a resurrected body is just a photocopy of the original.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 01:24 pm
@Foofie,
what about zombies?
wmwcjr
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 01:42 pm
@Rockhead,
Here they are ...

http://firstlightforum.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/ron-paul-zombies.jpg?w=627
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 01:51 pm
@Foofie,
Don't worry, Foof, when we smash you into smithereens, your atoms of carbon, molecules of water and sprinkly bits of all the others members of the Periodic Table will spread out all over the Universe.

Forever.
Joe(and that's a long, long time)Nation
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 01:55 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
OK, the basic, simple meaning of atheist is "without god." I don't believe that there is a god. Therefore, from my perspective, everybody is without god.


Hummm…actually I don’t believe that there is a god either.

But I also don’t believe there are no gods.

I don’t do “believing” on this.

Apparently you do. You must believe there are no gods in order for your, “Therefore, from my perspective, everybody is without god” to make sense.

So tell me…do you believe there are no gods?
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 02:06 pm
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

I do not disbelieve in the non-existent, my butt...


I believe you have a butt.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 03:00 pm
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:

Hey, if we are going to start a movement, I have a suggestion, no, a demand.

All of our celebratory dates (The Feast of Setanta, for example) can last no fewer than seven days and nights.

None of those crummy one day affairs.
Okay.

Joe(now celebrating the Month of Fearless Freedom)Nation



Festivus! Festivus for the rest of us!
Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 03:14 pm
Quote:
So tell me…do you believe there are no gods?


Yes. There are no gods.
That's not a belief, it's a truth.

Or, as you would say: "I don't not not but I do disbelieve not in the non-existing presence or prehensive semi-demi-hemi-condition of super natural doodle noodles of nothingness BUT I DO NOT do the 'Do be do be do' unless Frank of the Hoboken Sinatra's is singing lead. . Cool

But you are through talking to me.

Joe(through and through looks funny if you stare at it long enough)Nation
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failures art
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 03:40 pm
A2K... where a dead horse can be cloned.

Another thread!
R
T
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:01 pm
@Rockhead,
Rockhead wrote:
unicornholing?

is that legal?


Oh man, i was laughin' my ass off at that one . . . (still a country boy at heart)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 30 May, 2012 05:02 pm
@dlowan,
What, pray tell, is Festivus . . . it sounds promising . . .
 

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