Caprice, I really liked your old avatar!
Thanks msolga...I did too!
In answer to the original question: Nah.
I was going to make a smug semi humorous post about how much I got yesterday but after reading about Ceili and Wilso I don't have the heart.....Wilso do they have escort services where you live? Or do you have a karaoke bar near your residence? I have found karaoke regulars and "meet a mate" computer service types to be very similar.......perhaps the girl of your dreams is belting out a Patsy Cline tune right now......
Ceili I have asked the Dark Lord to curse the thief with hemmorhoids the size of grapes.....in his/her nostrils!!!!!
Just saw your tale of woe, Ceili. That sucks. Your hex will be way potent, I'm sure.
Wilso, Go to a local hangout and meet some ladies there. Don't try those goofy services...Tips:
Walk up to the girl and say "How's it going?" with a big sexy smile. Then say "Listen honey, man I'd like to place my hand upon your f'n sexy ass and squeeze!"
Now if the glass of booze you bought her isn't in your face, you are good to go!
And BPB, hemorrhoids the size of grapes in the nose makes me cringe.
husker wrote:what does Child want to be?
I want to be the sexiest man alive, that is coincidentally the best guitarist/singer alive......Man! Just think of the tail I'd get then...
schneider!
i love him!
o.k., so that's not a popular view, but i love a man with a tool-belt. still my ultimate fantasy. my very own plumbing and heating contractor.
<sigh>
<deep sigh>
"That guy's catch phrase that I can't remember.."
Sorry.
i had no idea he (Pat Harrington, Jr.) had credits as extensive as
this ... click
gawd - i'd forgotten about those wide-leg pants. Sears used to advertise them in the catalogue by their bottom width measurement.
Bi-polar, that tip about karaoke bars is a good one. I've found many a "friendly' woman that way.
Ok, yesterday sucked, but I am determined today will be much better. Thanks- for doubling up on my curses and hexes. That bastard won't know what hit him.
Wilso, On a positive note... Now I knew aussies were fit, but jaysus almighty, over 500 klicks in less than 24 hours??? You're my superman.
Was wilso on a bicycle? Wow!
ceili, will your bank be closed tomorrow only where you are, or across Canada?
I belong to a firefighters credit union. The employ bankers hours and tomorrow being 'Family Day' all the banks are closed.
Family Day, shouldn't that be nine months after Valentine's Day?
One of past premieres, decided because there was such a long haul between Christmas and Easter (spring break) people needed one day to spend with each other. Well, as you can imagine, most businesses ignore the 'holiday', except of course governement and banks.
Child of the Light wrote:Wilso, Go to a local hangout and meet some ladies there. Don't try those goofy services...Tips:
Walk up to the girl and say "How's it going?" with a big sexy smile. Then say "Listen honey, man I'd like to place my hand upon your f'n sexy ass and squeeze!"
That should really impress the girls, wilso!
If you find the right girl, you know the typically nymphomaniac, that works wonders!
