Are you "getting some" for Valentine's day?

Yeah, I've had to correct many a lusting nerd... :wink:

i got some

onyx, good for you! Was it all that you hoped it would be?

mmmmmmmmmmm

Nice.

LOL, I'm sure.

I've got some extra just for you darlin...
Some:((((((((((((((((((((Montana)))))))))))))))))))))

Awwww!!! That's so sweet Bill. I'll have to add you to Jes's crush thread (smooch).

In a shocking development on this thread, Onyxelle went into graphic detail when she answered someone's query about the quality of her lovemaking session.

Onyxelle's answer was...



A simple letter, sure, but the repetition of that seemingly harmless letter opened the door of suggestion. It was almost like we were all in Onyxelle's bedroom (or kitchen, perhaps) watching in horror as the insatiable Onyxelle and her husband (or milkman perhaps?) grappled lustily and filled the air with their heavy moaning. An inquisitive child looked into the room and her eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets. "Mommy! What are you doing?" she exclaimed in her little pipsqueak voice.

At that point... the session ended, thankfully, for us all.

And especially for the dear, sweet, innocent child who shall now forever carry the scars of that moment.

I hope you're happy, Onyxelle.

LOL!

Gettin' some...what?

(That oughta give you my answer. )

Oh my...and I thought ehBeth could make me run from a room with my eyes covered!

I've had a terrible day. My car was broken into last night. I came home late, had a bunch of stuff to carry in and forgot to grab my backpack. My mastercard, drivers license, birth certificate and my sin card were stolen. The sin card had my signature, from when I was eight - my original card.
I spent all morning on the phone, in a cold hockey arena, trying to explain to four different MC emplyees, on call after call, that the the bank I've belonged to for 20 years, really does exist.
My checking account has been drained, because the Mastercard is a debit card/credit card.
So I'm busted flat........and pissed to boot.

child, this time I'm bitter.

****, after a day like that, I'd consider suicide...

But I'm weak....I'm sure you can make it through the troubled waters...

Aw, Ceili, how rotten for you!
You're right, that was a totally shitty day.
Here's hoping today is an improvement!

Ceili
Damn, that really sucks. I'm so sorry to hear about your lousy luck.

That's terrible Ceili, I know where you're coming from. I once had my car stolen with personal items inside...items I will never see again.

Ceili: Oh! *hugs* I know a little of how you feel! I had sorta lost my wallet. Well actually I knew where I left it, but less than five minutes after leaving it there I went back and it was gone. It was eventually turned in but everything of value that could be thieved (except for my credit card) was gone. (Oddly enough, they stole my Safeway card too. WTF is up with that? Anyone can get those!) It was a learning lesson. I only carry with me what I regularly use. I like the convenience of having everything with me, but I don't want to have to go through the turmoil (and cost) of replacing things, changing my bank account and losing the irreplaceable. I feel for you Ceili! I hope you didn't have much in your chequing account.

Caili - how rotten! It will all work out right? There's bank insurance and such for lost cards, right? {fret fret, worry worry}