@msolga,
How is this for my first story, as you requested? Is it the sort you had in mind?
Dare I tell you a secret about the great love of my life? I hope he won't mind if I tell you a secret if you promise not to tell anyone else. PROMISE? He and I called his penis by the name of the film man with heroic daydreams, Walter Mitty. (Blush, blush, blush.) Mitty was wonderfully played by Danny Kaye.
Is anyone else brave enough to reveal their penis' name, if they have one?
Do women name their ???s
BBB