IS IT JUST ME?

or sit near the blind man so you can blame the dog...

Two horseflies were buzzing around some cow manure. One horsefly farted. The other said, "Please, I'm eating!"

What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.

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he hee... poo


I actually had a good chuckle from that

This one is for sozobe.

Why do farts stink? So that deaf people can enjoy them also!

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I'm sure everyone knows this little gem...

Why are the ends of turds tapered?



christ this is shameful

The medical answer, but not as much fun: Because the muscles in your anus squeeze them.

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A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man lets rip a fart.

Wifey rolls over and growls, "What in God's name was that?"

Man says, "TOUCHDOUWN, I'm ahead, 7 to nothing!!!"

A few minutes later the wife lets rip a Scorcher.

Husband says, "Crikey, what was that?"

She replies "Touchdown, tie score."

The man lays there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed.

The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."

and all this inane discussion about gods and whether they really exist and how someones belief system is better than anothers and why you must believe.
Save me from it all. I need a better site to hang out.

I used to visit Deathlist.net but they seem rather dead lately.