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Wed 2 Nov, 2011 10:11 am
China has a program to develop nukes!
(Actually, they've had 'em since 1964.)
What new revelations will he advise us of?
@DrewDad,
I hear he's creating a plan for dealing with the U.S.S.R.
@Sturgis,
He doesn't like the sex trade in Siam.
@DrewDad,
What's his position on the rumored WMD development in the Ottomen Empire?
@tsarstepan,
And we should we put spoiler tags on the fact that India and Pakistan have the nuclear bomb as well? Might spoil the surprise ending if Cain gets elected president and finds out the hard way....
@tsarstepan,
I understand his first diplomatic mission will be to Constantinople.
@tsarstepan,
He's announced that the new head of the Department of Indian Affairs will be one Colonel Henry Bouquet.
(too obscure?)
(too offensive?)
i wonder what his stand on VHS or Beta is
@jespah,
Herman Cain has just announced that he deplores bear baiting.
@DrewDad,
Bouquet was no worse than anyone else in his age. I enjoyed it, anyway.
@Setanta,
Herman Cain just announced that he believes BMW (Buggy Whip Manufacturing) is too big to fail.
It would seem that Cain is not able.
@LionTamerX,
Quote:It would seem that Cain is not able.
Haha. I see what you did there...
Fantastic.
@LionTamerX,
Quote:It would seem that Cain is not able.
This is just too good to forget. What a great catch phrase!
@coluber2001,
Herman Cain opposes the League of Nations.
Herman Cain did not have sex with that woman.
Herman Cain takes a strong stand against the pirating of 8-track tapes.
"Some day we hope to find a way to prevent the scourge of Polio."
"It will be a big part of my administration's foreign policy efforts to build up a strong trade relationship with the islands of Hawaii and the peoples of New Mexico."
Joe("Cain is not able." still nails it.)Nation
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