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This just in from Herman Cain:

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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 04:05 pm
@parados,
Herman Cain is anxiously awaiting the development of the phlogisten-powered automobile.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 04:33 pm
Herman Cain warned that the Alps must be made impassible to thwart invasion by elephant.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 07:42 pm
Herman Cain was relating to members of the press how he had heard recently that the cause of all disease was the imbalance of certain humors in the body, but that that was ridiculous because as everyone knows all disease is caused by the possession of the body by the Devil.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 07:48 pm
Herman Cain announced today that he would end the war in Vietnam. His supporters cheered.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 08:02 pm
Herman Cain announced today: "I will go to Korea."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 08:21 pm
@edgarblythe,
Herman Cain will drop everything so he can attend the funeral of the great patriot, Crispus Attucks, who was recently killed in the kerfuffle with King George III's occupying troops.
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 10:28 pm
Cain has denied years of persistent reports that he slew Abel.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2011 09:17 am
@MontereyJack,
Herman Cain is purchasing a Frogger game in order to preserve his high score.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2011 09:44 am
Cain recently stated, "No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2011 03:53 pm
Cain does not understand why black men are not allowed to play pro baseball.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2011 03:27 pm
@DrewDad,
When a presidential candidate can't keep up with important information on nukes, how is he/she supposed to protect our country?
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2011 04:19 pm
Hermans guide to learning Chinese.
http://www.greatfunnypictures.com/pictures/3229-Learn-chinese-fast.jpg
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2011 07:00 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
I'm gonna have to relearn Chinese. Laughing Rolling Eyes Idea Mr. Green

Chin hi, yu dung wong.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2011 08:42 pm
And yet he'll still finish in single digits because he's not insane enough. He needs to scream about immoral gays and how Obama is a Muslim. Then people will notice him in the Republican party.
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parados
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 09:39 am
Herman Cain announces he's Mormon and has just been dating trying to find a second wife.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 10:30 am
@parados,
Herman Cain also mentions that same press meeting that temple garments are more comfortable then you think they are. In fact, he's wearing them now.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 03:39 pm
Hermain Cain says "I did not have sex with that woman".
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 29 Nov, 2011 03:40 pm
@Green Witch,
Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green Laughing Laughing Laughing
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TheLeapist
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 12:52 pm
@parados,
Maybe I'm being a little hard hearted but do you not know that mormons are not polygamists?
parados
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2011 01:13 pm
@TheLeapist,
Main stream Mormons are not polygamists. I believe that was part of the deal they cut to get Utah admitted to the Union.

There are small sects of Mormonism that still practice polygamy.
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Going where no reality show cameras had gone before, TLC this fall aired “Sister Wives,” a television series that invited voyeurs into the lives of a fundamentalist Mormon family that practices polygamy.
 

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