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This just in from Herman Cain:

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 06:41 pm
Herman Cain wants to guest on Howdy Doody.
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Thomas
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 06:45 pm
@edgarblythe,
Herman Cain rejects as "socialist" the notion of some Democrats that there should be more lifeboats on the Titanic. "By traveling tourist-class", submitted Cain, "those people chose to waive their right to a lifeboat seat. Now they have to live with their choice, if 'live' is the word."
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 06:46 pm
@Thomas,
I can live with that.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 07:12 pm
Herman Cain told his supporters today that it was about time America elected a black man to be President!


(This whole thread totally cracked me up.)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 07:55 pm
Herman Cain envisions a sort of Star Wars technology to shield the free world from Russian attack.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 08:00 pm
snood
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 08:43 pm
@edgarblythe,
Hey edgar - You ever hear of Pootie Tang? Your "bad lip synch" of Cain made me think of him. check this out...

DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 09:46 pm
@snood,
Herman Cain asks, "where's the beef?"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2011 09:54 pm
@snood,
Thanks for the introduction.
snood
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 08:18 am
@edgarblythe,
I've just always thought that was some funny sheeite.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 09:14 am
Herman Cain has come down forcefully in favor of the Louisiana Purchase.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 09:34 am
Herman Cain declares, WW I will be the war to end all wars
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 09:47 am
@djjd62,
You have the avatar DJ tha qualifies you as an expert to make and verify this statement.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 11:28 am
Mr. Cain promises, that if elected, he will desegregate the military.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 11:30 am
Herman releases press release, "Cain Beats Truman"
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 01:26 pm
Cain makes plans to see Jolson premier of The Jazz Singer, cannot believe talking films could work.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 02:49 pm
@edgarblythe,
Herman Cain is excited at the prospect of the First Intercontinental Railroad being completed.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Sat 5 Nov, 2011 02:51 pm
@DrewDad,
Herman Can has placed a card in his window indicating he needs 25 lbs. of ice.
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 05:32 am
@DrewDad,
... but No Irish Need Apply.
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parados
 
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Reply Sun 6 Nov, 2011 11:42 am
Herman Cain denies he placed a claim on land in Oklahoma sooner than anyone else.
 

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