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This just in from Herman Cain:

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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 06:17 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

i wonder what his stand on VHS or Beta is

He's far more high tech! He's gone upgraded to laser disc!
http://www.laserdiscarchive.co.uk/laserdisc_archive/pioneer_ld-7000_advert.jpg
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Pemerson
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 06:28 pm
I think Herman Cain is hoping for an appointee job somewhere sometime in the next republican administration, should there be one.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 06:31 pm
I believe Herman Cain will be taking up the 54-40 or fight cry, and if elected, will drive the evil Canajuns out of the Oregon territory.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 06:36 pm
Remember the Main
Vote for Herman Cain
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 06:43 pm
@Setanta,
Tippecanoe and Herman too?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 06:59 pm
Doesn't Cain actually remember the Alamo?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 2 Nov, 2011 07:13 pm
Herman Cain on Japan's sneak attack on Pearl Harbor: "Of course, you know, this means war."
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 03:50 am
@edgarblythe,
Herman Cain is unsure about whether we should pay for Seward's Folly.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 08:11 am
Herman Cain announced this a.m., that someday, man will land on the moon. Predicts it will be one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
LionTamerX
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 08:17 am
This whole sexual harassment issue is a big misunderstanding. When Cain told those women he wanted to f**k them, he was talking about his tax plan.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 10:17 am
@LionTamerX,
Herman Cain has advised the President that we must not allow a mine shaft gap!

TheLeapist
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 11:07 am
@Sturgis,
Herman Cain, an avid Beatles fan, announced today "I was appalled to hear that John Lennon had been shot. At least we still have George."
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 11:29 am
@DrewDad,
Mr. Cain first became aware of it during the physical act of love. He had a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness ... luckily he was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 11:31 am
@Setanta,
Mr. Cain is going to be making a speech at the Berlin Wall tomorrow. The last line has been leaked to the press - "Mr. Brezhnev, tear down this wall!"
LionTamerX
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 11:41 am
@jespah,
He asked Angela Merkel what she thought of his tax plan. "Nein ! nein ! nein !" she replied.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 12:01 pm
(There are some very clever posts in this thread . . . much more clever than the Republican field . . . )
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 12:30 pm
@Setanta,
Herman Cain has a date in Constantinople.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 02:38 pm
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 02:46 pm
Herman Cain visited Egypt the other day. "Let my people go," he demanded.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Thu 3 Nov, 2011 02:57 pm
This thread makes me laugh out loud.

Joe(the neighbors are knocking on the floor.)Nation
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