I miss these things.

non fatal and drug responding STD's.
MTV playing videos
being able to eat whatever I want
The Clinton years
When you could make a living playing clubs
My jet ski
Jon Anderson in Yes
platform shoes
one of my plethora of ex wives who shall remain unamed
having plenty of money
1.00 a gallon gas
my hopes and dreams

amen brother...you brought a tear to this musician's twinkling eye.

When I've had a drink I miss a lot of things, but it's the toilet I miss the most. That's why I always use my neighbours'.

Okkkaayy. I'm super late but...

I don't think I've heard of Woolworths but I'm glad that your not sad about missing it.

"Older than Dirt Club"! Haha! That's funny!

Aww! Im sorry about your friend. That's really sucky. But yeah, I have a bestfriend like that. Her names Natalie and we've been friends for like 6 years almost. We met when I was about 7 and she was 9, she was my sister's friend first but now she's closer to me than she is to my sister.
I was picked on alot in school when I was younger and she always stuck up for me. She's really great, I hope we stay best friends forever.

Nope! Didn't get caught. I just had alot going on the last few days with school and homework and friends and stuff. Im glad you noticed my absence though!

Umm... interesting list, but why would you miss STD's? That's super gross! Haha! (Unless you were kidding, then it's just super funny. LOL)

He meant the ones that are cureable and nonfatal.

But still. Why would anyone want any STD's? Even the curable ones. I bet there all a pain.

Blueveinedthrobber is a deeply profound thinker. Everything he posts is nuanced and deserves multiple readings.

Umm... before I shut up, here's two words for you.


GO AWAY!!!!

How can any of us explain bear, aka bluevein?

He's a complex and interesting man with a ribald life and good mind, heart, courage.

His posts are often sardonic or humorous.

You are thirteen.

I await how bear will explain to gracie.

Some people like picking scabs.

You are talking about a great pain that men have as their hair thins, and is lost, right?

Are you saying this is true? Did you experience pain as your hair dropped from the scalp. I have never heard of this before and even asked my hairdresser, and everyone else in this particular beauty shop that day. She had never heard of this, and neither had anyone else. So, I asked hairdresser, "Do you suppose balding men suppress feelings of pain?" No,
men would never keep quiet about physical pain, said she. Is it possible they are too embarrassed?
I just can't seem to believe this.

I lost a small switch of hair, right in the middle of a cow-lick (is that word official?) and it was very painful before and after.

I miss that switch of hair. As kids, my friends and I used to sing very loudly:

On top of old baldy, there ain't any hair
but just a memory of hair that was there
Hair parts on the middle, hair parts on the side
but parting is sorrow, when the part gets too wide.

Hahahahahahaha!!! Lots Of Laughs!!

Im gonna be singing that all night!! Soo funny!

were you trying to rap??????????
or is that a poem?????????
either way,,you suck at both

Wow, you're cool.

It wasn't a poem OR a rap moron. God, you're slower than my special ed cousin.

Get lost!

Umm. No idiot it's not funny and you're definitely not cool.

And yup! My cousin is slow alright, but atleast she can spell, moron.

Anyway loser, you're obviously bored so I'm gonna stop entertaining you.

You are on IGNORE!

Get a life creep!

Oh and FYI- Hair and there, side and wide, RHYME, you dunce!