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GIANT MARTIAN MAMMALS ATE MY DOG

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 05:03 am
They'l l be comin' for you next . . .
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:02 am
@Setanta,
My dogs 'll take care a any damn alien dog eatin scumbags. Youll never find the alien bodies, my doggies can bury a bone so good that even they forget where its at.
However, I am concerned about where all the red blood cells are gonna wind up.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:27 am
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4MTg4Njg1OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDYwMjgyMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg

Returning from the planet Venus, an errant NASA spacecraft crashes into the ocean, spilling its radioactive cargo. Enveloped by a radioactive mass, a rabid weasel is transformed into a gigantic killer mutant. Prowling the countryside, the huge weasel kills and devours victims. The creature is captured by a disturbed scientist who plans to use its regenerative blood to amass an army of similar monsters, enabling him to conquer the Earth.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:34 am
@Setanta,
http://mercury.pr.erau.edu/~brownc6/sps/pics%20to%20go%20on%20website/funny-dog-pictures-mars-noms.jpg
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hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:26 pm
OH MY GOD! quick, where's my gun???
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN GUN?!?!?!?
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:29 pm
@hamilton,
whoa there . He may be am alien but hes documented. Hes got a license
wayne
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:29 pm
@Setanta,
The secret Korean space program eh?
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:30 pm
@wayne,
Chaptr 1 of the Chronicles of Kimchi
wayne
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:32 pm
@farmerman,
I laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg.
You better copyright that title, fast.
hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:35 pm
http://www.reviewstl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cowboys-vs-aliens-first-still-image.jpg
dont worry. i have a plan and a shiny bracelet.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:36 pm
@Setanta,
You never have had a dog.

It's just a big conspiracy.

And all those who say that you've had a dog, they are just part of that conspiracy - that's why it's a big conspiracy.
(But not really that big: only with faked photos and not with videos on youtube!)
hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 01:38 pm
@farmerman,
damn legal licensing....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 02:30 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
And all those happy doggie stories. Those must take a lot of time to make up..
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 02:52 pm
@ossobuco,
Yes. That's why conspirators are so dangerous. (Some are better than Ste, see for instance that even the complete country Belgium doesn't exist)
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 03:03 pm
@Walter Hinteler,
Quote:
http://zapatopi.net/belgium/sprouts.gif
Brussels sprouts: was your mother part of the conspiracy?

The truth is quite painful. But will it really set us free?
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 03:46 pm
@wayne,
I never make **** up, Im too stupid. My creativity is based upon plagiarism .
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:04 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

They'l l be comin' for you next . . .


How do you know they were mammals?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:07 pm
@tsarstepan,
Only if the brussels sprouts are cooked in ways my mother never considered..
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:12 pm
Don't worry. JGoldman's street fighter cats and dogs stand before us, armed and ready to take on these evil alien mutant Martian dogs as soon as they reach earth.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:15 pm
@MontereyJack,
I'm not worried about martian dogs at all. I figure they are tail waggers who like treats as well as earthy dogs. It's all the stray red blood cell components that will get in our air like, like, like, hemoglobin that worry me. You know me, I'm a hemophobe.
 

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