GIANT MARTIAN MAMMALS ATE MY DOG

OK, Hannibal . . .

I'd go with a good house red.

An economical yet tasty choice.

It is a massive sinkhole. I'm assuming she'd drink something classy like Midnight Train Express or Thunderbird.

Sorry... I was channeling Hawkeye for some unknown reason.

Thank you Mr f for you input, yes I have heard of Professor Bewildered, in fact I believe I have read some of his published articles in such eminent scientific journals as Hustler and the Viz. While I have not always agreed with his findings (never) he is interesting (amusing) to say the least.
Now sir as for proof of "The Hollow Earth Theory", well the proof is already there, you just have to dig for it. (excuse the pun).
The idea is not new, Edmond Halley (of comet fame) in 1692 put forth the idea of Earth consisting of a hollow shell about 800 km (500 miles) thick. United States president John Quincy Adams indicated he would approve of an expedition in to the Earth but he left office before this could occur.

When I lie in bed at night I myself can hear noises, scratching, moans as if coming from the very bowels of the Earth. Many a time I have put out my joint, jumped up torch in hand and ventured in to the cellar to try and discover the source of these eerie sounds, but to this date I have found nothing except my Gimp and he swears it isn't him.

The mystery deepens.

The free Photoshop knockoff Gimp?

How come the continents inside the hollow Earth look like salamanders?

Then where do Belgian waffles come from?

From the link above:


(But seriously: quite a huge percentage is produced ..... ehem, packed here


That's a cookie factory, which owns as well some Belgian cookie manufacturers resp their brand names - 2.4 miles away from us ... as some A2K'ers have experienced, too

I have no doubt that giant Martian mammals are behind that evil deception, too.

Since you said such a couple of times now, and since you you are really well educated and reputable - you've convinced me now.

not only did they eat your dog, but they also deceive the public. those awful aliens!

My Dolly and Madison doggies opine that Mars Bars can beat the hell out of any mammals with Hershey's kisses.

BBB

If you see any mammals with Hershey's kisses, send 'em my way . . .

noted.
are you accepting hershey CHOCOLATE BARS???

Your dog wasn't eaten. She ran off with a Golden Lab named Bentley, who she met at the dog groomer, and they headed to Vegas for a quickie wedding performed by an Elvis impersonator. Shortly after the wedding, the Martian mammals came looking for your dog but, since she and Bentley were by then lounging at the Caesars Palace hotel pool, they ate the faux Elvis instead, leaving behind only the pieces of his broken guitar.


Preliminary lab work revealed traces of red blood cells, of unknown origin, on the guitar....and numerous candy wrappers were found at the scene...

I remember that.

Well, that cleas up a lot of things . . . but what about the giant Martian sink holes?

we will just have to live with em. And remember the admonition from "They Came From Outer SPace"
LOOK TO THE SKIES"!!


but every so often look down so as not to fall into the maw of a sinkhole.

Klaatu barada nikto, Bubba . . .