@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
GIANT MARTIAN MAMMALS ATE MY DOG
Apparently they ate your dog before being blasted into cellular bits and spread onto the dirt later to be blasted into space by asteroid impact while retaining their structure. Which means that your dog must have been there a long time ago, probably during a nightly dream-spirit-teleportation event which also crossed a temporal boundary and shifted him back in time. Quite common actually. Happens every night... we just don't remember it. (how
conveeeenient as church lady would say).
