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GIANT MARTIAN MAMMALS ATE MY DOG

 
 
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:35 pm
@ossobuco,
You're against gay red blood cell marriage?
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:35 pm
@dlowan,
Oh please . . . ever'body knows they're mammals from the red blood cells in meteorites . . .
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:38 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:
You know me, I'm a hemophobe.


You outdid yourself . . . that was pretty damned funny.
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Ben Smith
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:42 pm
@Setanta,
Oh!, I thought this was another "Bewildered" thread.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk8II34XAcKO2-Bi-ym_nWZ7RQBc1ECCdVDbJZit39rFV25lyq
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:44 pm
@jespah,
Ya know, Jes, I used to man (ha) the hematology desk at a rather boring lab in B. Hills during a short escape from academia. Personally, I think red cells only engage in rouleaux, which is way more than a duo.

Rouleaux itself is not funny, but as a concept here, it works.
http://transfusionmedicine.stanford.edu/images/rouleaux.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:45 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Oh please . . . ever'body knows they're mammals from the red blood cells in meteorites . . .


Ain't a defining factor.
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:46 pm
@dlowan,
Is too . . .
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:50 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Is too . . .


Hair, four chambered heart, warmblooded, suckle their young.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:57 pm
So . . . the giant mammalian RBCs in Martian meteorites is the tip-off . . . obviously, you don't keep up with the scientific literature . . .
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 04:58 pm
@Ben Smith,
Ben Smith wrote:
Oh!, I thought this was another "Bewildered" thread.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSk8II34XAcKO2-Bi-ym_nWZ7RQBc1ECCdVDbJZit39rFV25lyq


See, Ben knows what time it is . . .

(Thanks, Boss . . . )
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 05:00 pm
(deb, ther's a backstory to this thread--look up Bewildred's threads--He's convinced mammals lived on Mars four billion years ago, before some god spirited them to earth and then far off to some ideal spot in the univers, and meteorites for some reason have billion year old Martian mammal red blood cells in them, as evidence of his theories).
hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 05:01 pm
@Setanta,
SETANTA: DID YOU SEE THE GIANT MARTIAN MAMMALS EAT YOUR DOG?
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Ben Smith
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:19 pm
@Setanta,
Are you SURE it was Giant Martian mammals?.

There is now strong scientific evidence that the Earth is hollow and its inside is possibly populated by a race of superbeings, humans or aliens, and possibly dinosaurs.
So Mr S maybe the aliens are closer than you think.
The entrances to this underworld are believed to be at the poles and I believe that your dog was not eaten but taken into the Earth. So if you want him back, you're going to have to launch an expedition to this underworld, the entrance is at the North Pole, near Santa's house. I'm sure you would find many volunteers for your expedition at A2K, VERY sure.
I wish you luck on your endeavour.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNCw3v01cBPAeUIHT57KUp8EO6lwnaITjGFu5wYejy52Z6V0HbDg
hamilton
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 06:24 pm
@Ben Smith,
time to hit north face and dicks...
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 07:08 pm
@Ben Smith,
OUR resident expert, dude named bewikldered , would argue your conclusions as being based upon no real evidence. Bewildered is very strongly connected to evidence and fact and apparently you dont seem to have the same reverence for scientific evidence. However, once , while working in the ohosphate fields in Florida, my car did slip into a large void that opened up to what appeared to be an area inhabited by Morlocks

      http://thewatchers.adorraeli.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sinkhole_at.jpg
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2011 07:14 pm
@farmerman,
    http://www.newsytype.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/guatemala_sinkhole-300x199.jpg

This one opened up last week in Guatemala. It was about 300 feet deep and it bottomed out onto a SUBWAY sammich shop. (I believe the Morlocks made that name up to signify where the Sandwich chain started.
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2011 12:29 am
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

(deb, ther's a backstory to this thread--look up Bewildred's threads--He's convinced mammals lived on Mars four billion years ago, before some god spirited them to earth and then far off to some ideal spot in the univers, and meteorites for some reason have billion year old Martian mammal red blood cells in them, as evidence of his theories).


Hon, I know...I'm just doing a meta-chain-pull
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wayne
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2011 01:30 am
@farmerman,
Some angels took me to lunch there once, in a dream. The meatball sub was great, although, I don't remember it.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2011 04:15 am
@farmerman,
OH MY GOD ! ! !

GIANTY MARTIAN SINK HOLES ATE MY HOUSE ! ! !
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2011 04:57 am
@Setanta,
... with fava beans and a nice Chianti
 

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