@dlowan,
Just nearly became a possible world first.....
Or not.
I came within a whisker of possibly being the first human to require medical assistance due to injuries sustained because of their cats' involvement in violent video games.
Woollies were so excited after their games that they began tearing around the house, chasing each other wildly on all available horizontal and vertical surfaces. Sebastian became so wild that he nearly lacerated my foot by jumping onto it with all claws extended from the top of a book case.....twice.
I escaped with minor lacerations.
Now they are having a nice little rest. Butter wouldn't melt in their mouths.