@hawkeye10,
Hawkeye says;
There are a great many feminists who will tell you that you should not compliment the ladies on their looks at all, that this is "lookism" and if it comes from a man also "sexism".
You're right there mate. A couple of years ago Her Majesty The Queen made an official visit to Winchester, just down the road. I was very lucky do get to the front of the crowds at Winchester Cathedral. It was such a jolly affair I can tell you, with children waving little Union Jacks, and talk of buttered crumpets for tea.
All of a sudden there was a respectful hush, then SHE appeared, her majesty, HRH herself. Whilst gazing reverently upon her saintly visage I was struck with awe at the radiance that only comes from true royalty. But not only that I noticed that for a woman of her age, she's really quite good looking. As a loyal subject, I wanted her to know that whilst I was almost speechless with wonder for who she was, I had to let her know I admired her as a woman.
As she drew closer I shouted out like any loyal Englishman would, ' Awwight darlin'! You've got a smashing set of jugs yerroilighness.'
Did I get a knighthood? Did I ****.