How soon can you fart in the presence of your new partner?

Ian and I still have farting contests.. even after the divorce. Its just damn funny.

the person I am dating now?
I go into the bathroom, and its just silly.

there IS something to be said about breaking the wind barrier between you ...

We're in Boston. Dinner tonight is BYOC - Bring Your Own Clothespin.

I love the look on this girl's face:

Not related... but I needed an excuse to post this.

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That's a good one. Actually, you know, that's a question on a multiple choice basic numeracy exam - does the test taker realize that the problem with the graph is that the y axis is not labelled AT ALL - much less correctly? (Is correctly spelled with one or two r's?).

I think that tells a lot about a person - can that person identify what's wrong with a data-gathering methodology or not - don't you?

I remember the first time I heard one of my really serious boyfriends talking about a girl that farted - he said, 'Oh geez- did you hear Naomi fart during that movie (she was sitting right in front of us) and I was like, 'No - I wasn't particularly tuned in to that.'

I married him - but I think I had a baby with him and listened to him compliment me on my ability to not **** during the delivery before I felt comfortable farting in front of him.

Just kidding - that's a joke...he would have thought it was funny - that's why I married him.

I'm in South Korea. I'll be a little late. Keep the chili warm for me, 'k?


OK, aidan and the others, you guys have almost convinced me to fart on my girlfriend next time she comes over. Which will be this Thursday. We've already made fart jokes; we've just never farted together before. This will be momentous for our relationship.

In that case, may I suggest that you don't start with farting on your girlfriend? That's for advanced users. I'd start with something more novice like the toot-n-grin at about one meter. Sitting down preferably.

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No, No, NO!
Never "plan" on farting in front of a woman that you are dating!!

Now there's a hilarious opening post..

I don't remember now the incidences of first farts, but I do remember the time I was madly in love with H already on one of our first dates. He opened the car door, I got in, he got in the driver's side and said, I see you burped..

Good point. My approach with past girlfriends nas been to suddenly get a serious look on my face, appear to strain to listen, and say, "Shh. Listen. Do you hear that?" Then while she's listening very carefully, I let the trouser trumpet sing mightily.

Dammit! Now I'm confused again!!

why that's a lovely dress you're wearing.

here, pull my finger...

After more than 30 years of marriage, I do not feel comfortable to fart in the same room with my wife - or anybody else for that matter.

Actually, that would work. She's Korean, and they don't have the 'pull my finger' thing over here.



Yet... hee hee hee

Wow. Not even other guys? Your pals? I'd fart on another guy in a heartbeat. Just have trouble breaking the wind-ice with a female.

you gotta blame the dog, ed...

Frankly, farts don't smell so good.

I was told men fart, women poot.

gram says hers smell like roses.

I dunno...

She may be an exception.