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STAY ON TOPIC, DAMNIT ! ! !

 
 
FBM
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 09:38 pm
This thread needs more Ol' Gregg.

wayne
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 10:02 pm
@FBM,
Thats not helping us find Meriweather Lewis' murderer.
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FBM
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 10:12 pm
But is it holding you up?

Meriweather Lewis was murdered?
wayne
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 10:17 pm
@FBM,
Sure was, and I can tell you there's no way his killer acted alone.
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margo
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 11:23 pm
@Rockhead,
Well spotted, Stoney!

Oh! That Oz!

Wayne comes from Kansas = not a skip.

Some people call Australians skip - comes from Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!
wayne
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 11:27 pm
(exerpt from a conversation in Montana)

"You shot me in the ass you f&*$ing d^#!weed, I KNOW it was you, we're the only white people for a thousand miles and there's a f@!*ing musket ball in my ass"
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wayne
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 11:30 pm
@margo,
Oh I see, other oz, I thought it had something to do with dorothy skipping down the road
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FBM
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 11:46 pm
Wait...Lewis Mayweather... Embarrassed
wayne
 
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Reply Thu 9 Dec, 2010 11:52 pm
@FBM,
My money's on Uncommonlybadweather Jones he's got the reach.

My first toy was a shovel
wayne
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 12:05 am
( Latest from Montana)

" Don't even THINK about sitting down you f$#!ing pantywaste, I catch you sitting down I'll rip your f!&*ing head off"
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 03:25 am
@wayne,
I can dig where you're coming from . . . ever since that damned antipodean wabbit showed up here, this thread has turned into a digression.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 04:13 am
@Setanta,
WHAT, is there now a theory that Lewis was murdered instead of commiting suicide? He was always moody ya know.
I think he offed himself, but the bullit in the back of the head makes it one of the worst cases of suicide Ive ever seen.
wayne
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 04:18 am
@farmerman,
Thats the new plot on this weeks Decoded.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 04:21 am
I wanna know what happened to Sacagawea . . . i ain't buyin' that plague BS . . .
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 04:23 am
@Setanta,
she was last seen hookin up in ST Louis
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FBM
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 04:56 am
Maybe Lewis was just working up his nerve with the first few shots. Must've been a bitch since they were still using single-shot muzzleloading pistols back then. Good thing he didn't hurt himself so bad that he couldn't reload for that last round, eh?

And his wife? Heard shots and cries for help, saw hubby crawling across the floor...and goes to bed. Checks in on him in the morning. Wtf.
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FBM
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 04:57 am
Wait. I'd like to apologize for that previous post. It was clearly related to the subject of previous posts. My bad.
High Seas
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 03:05 pm
@FBM,
That's related to a thread by Dyslexia on fibromyalgia; can't find the thread but fortunately Setanta has provided a solution to this problem:
http://rst.gsfc.nasa.gov/Intro/fibro.jpg
It's a thermogram - literally shows where the pain is located (in red, ie higher temperature) before and after treatment. Hope it helps. Somebody please send it to Dyslexia; link to source: http://rst.gsfc.nasa.gov/Intro/Part2_26d.html
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FBM
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 11:30 pm
That reminds me. Anybody know a good cure for fingernail fungus?
wayne
 
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Reply Fri 10 Dec, 2010 11:54 pm
@FBM,
Bleach, but while we're on the subject, my brother is an excellent businessman.
 

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