STAY ON TOPIC, DAMNIT ! ! !

Loni thinks Burts a Claude, he's a bit thin on topic.
S'cuse me I have toupee

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! ! !

The terlet's upstairs, take a left at the top of the stairs . . .

Is that your left or my left?

Hard aport, matey . . . if you pee in my bedroom, you'll be in a world of hurt ! ! !

Yiipee!!!! I would certainly not wish toupee in someones bedroom I am not a Claude such as Burt.
Aport goes right through me, I much prefer a good burgundy.

Oh. Erm. ****. That was a bluff. I wasn't expecting to have to come up with anything better than kimchee. Kimchee good. Very good.

Ah! How about: There's been no shelling for a solid two weeks now. Eh? Howzzat?

When i was there (40 years ago), the aroma of garlic and urine everywhere was another thing about it that wasn't the greatest . . . the people sure were nice as hell, though.

They've done a bit of housekeeping in the last 40 years, I guess. More garlic, less urine. There's a 7-11 across the street from me, and I live out in the rice paddies, not in Seoul. As a matter of fact, I was about to go get a microwaveable Cajun-style hamburger. They suck, but not quite as much as not having one.

Yeah, i know the feeling. They do love hot food. It was still pretty poor and primitive when i arrived there in the autumn of 1970. In the spring, out in the country, there was also the smell of the "honey buckets"--they would save all of their human dung and put it on the paddies in the springtime. When they harvested their chili peppers in the late summer, they'd put them on rice mates on the tile rooves to dry in the sun. Then the countryside would really smell of garlic as they made the kimchee, which they would usually put in a large ceramic pot, and bury in a sunny hillside. The Japanese long referred to the Koreans, contemptuously, as "the garlic eaters." Really nice people, though--where do you live, in terms of the nearest city?

They've since substituted cowshit for honey buckets. Still smells like home in the springtime, tho. There are rice paddies right outside my front door. They still dry the chillies and rice in the sun, spread out on plastic sheets alongside the streets. I'll dig up some pics I've taken, if you're interested. What were you doing here in the '70s? Service or Peace Corps or...?

http://maps.google.co.kr/maps?hl=ko&newwindow=1&rlz=1T4GGLL_koKR300KR301&q=%EC%B6%A9%EB%82%A8+%EB%B3%91%EC%B2%9C+%EC%A7%80%EB%8F%84&wrapid=tlif12916340020351&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=%EC%B6%A9%EC%B2%AD%EB%82%A8%EB%8F%84+%EC%B2%9C%EC%95%88%EC%8B%9C+%EB%8F%99%EB%82%A8%EA%B5%AC+%EB%B3%91%EC%B2%9C%EB%A9%B4&gl=kr&ei=Z8X8TOHdEob4sAOV1qD3DQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CCkQ8gEwAA

Not sure how well that map's going to load for you. I'm near 천안 (Cheonan) in a little place called 병천 (Byeoncheon). It's about an hour's express bus ride south of Seoul.

In my next life, I am planning to return as a giraffe. (No smartass remarks, dyslexia! )

Kinda stickin' yer neck out, ain't ya?

I can see you, you are not on tropic!!

Holy ****. I can see my house!

(Not really. That's way up the road from here.)

Were I to be inclined doing such, I could locate you sitting in your garden (if any)..

Btw, we could zoom three more levels...

Be my guest:

중앙아파트 104동809호
북면 가전리
충남 천안

Stay on topic, damnit! Why did you leave, cannot see you!

How about if I go outside and wave my arms?

http://maps.google.co.kr/maps?rlz=1T4GGLL_koKR300KR301&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=%EB%B3%91%EC%B2%9C+%EC%A7%80%EB%8F%84&fb=1&gl=kr&hq=%EB%B3%91%EC%B2%9C&hnear=%EC%B6%A9%EC%B2%AD%EB%82%A8%EB%8F%84+%EC%B2%9C%EC%95%88%EC%8B%9C&ei=4u38TMzbPI_0tgPc0KT3DQ&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=image&resnum=4&ved=0CBMQtgMwAw

I'm about 1 km from A on that map, if it loads for you.

Ok, go to the window and wave:

That damn near fooled me for a minute. It's practically indistinguishable from where I live, but the name of the apt. complex is 중안아파트. You've got 하이츠 there. Still, I'll give you a 9/10. Impressive.

Edit: What was this thread about again?