STAY ON TOPIC, DAMNIT ! ! !

@Izzie,

The original was written and recorded by Hoyt Axton.

@dyslexia,

Dude said

"Contemplating mankind's purpose turns people like me into pseudo-philosophers. I feel that life is simply a matter of one foot in front of the other and down the road we go. If we're lucky we get to enjoy a little dance or song now and then--I've been singing my song to life since I was born. I've learned that love and the blues seem to be partners."

Who knew! Razz

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001924/bio

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@Izzie,

Izzie? I insist you cite your sources! I don't think Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski ever said this!

http://www.daveandthomas.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/thedude-lebowski.jpg

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@tsarstepan,

Well I'll be damned! You cited your source but that's not the REAL dude!
That's an imposter! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001924/bio

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@tsarstepan,

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/foodanddining/features/technique/gr/art-artichoke_hearts1.gif

yer breaking my heart Tsar, choked I tell ya, choked to my very core Razz

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@spidergal,

Hello, SG . . . what were we talking about?

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@Izzie,

Izzie wrote:

<Snicker>

That's Snickers

http://assets.kaboose.com/media/00/00/04/ab/62aa2a542305d673d7384afd87ebc8232bde16b8/476x357/Slideshow-Snickers_476x357.jpg

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@Setanta,

I'm sittin' on topic the world,
Just rollin along,
Just singing a song.

I'm quitting the blues of the world
Just singing a song
Just singing a song
Glory hallelujah, I just phoned the parson
Hey, par, get ready to call
Just like humpty dumpty,
I'm going to fall

THUMP

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@dyslexia,

I pass that golf course. I've been wary of golf courses for decades, except for some elaborate scheme an old boss had to make one work for water (a scheme I forget but I suppose I could still ask him about it). Anyway, I don't hate it as much as many because they don't seem to pump the greenness. Not quite Scotland, but also not Pebble Beach. Mainly it's in the way of my walking to Dys and Diane's or the Bfn-Bbbs or the grocery store.

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@Letty,

Letty... I think we now have the official a2k anthem on our hands!

You call Cher's agent and I call Lady Gaga's agent and we can arrange a duet to release to the world for the next great platinum pop single! Idea

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@tsarstepan,

Are those chocolate Easter eggs on the plate near Jeff's arm?

Or is one a chocolate coloured hand grenade

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....

...or something?

What are those brown things? Confused

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@msolga,

I'm an expert on Easter eggs and chocolate Easter eggs and they're NEITHER!

They belong to the sport of kings! Bowling berries!!

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Is this the bacon thread? I hope so, because I seriously NOM me some bacon.

While we're on the topic, I wonder how many real Japanese high school girls break bricks with their head?

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/DinahFyre/610.gif

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@Setanta,

Is this a digression thread?

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Nice poetry Ed, Letty . . . damn it, those are bowling balls, and a chocolate covered bowling ball would ruin the lanes . . . breaking bricks with your head, writing poetry, passing or turning in at a golf course and hand grenades--and especially digressions--are not on topic ! ! !

You're all fired.

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Got any trumps?

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@Setanta,

Ah. Thanks, Setanta, for reminding me to update my resume. My contract expires in a couple of months.

Speaking of, you know the best thing about teaching English in a Korean university?

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This thread was bid in no-trump . . . and you better have some aces.

One thing i'm sure of about teaching in Korea, kimchee ain't the best thing about it.

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@Setanta,

Burt Reynolds made some great movies, Stroker Ace was about a racecar driver wasn't it?

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Dunno . . . ever saw that movin' picture . . .

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