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STAY ON TOPIC, DAMNIT ! ! !

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 08:34 am
You lame fools . . . i am so tired of people who won't stay on topic. I'm warning you ! ! !

You are only allowed to discuss staying on topic in this thread. Don't let me catch you badmouthing the Jews or complaining about service in restaurants, or there'll be hell to pay . . .
 
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 08:38 am
@Setanta,
New Mexico has a large Catholic population who speak Spanish but not very many buses.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 08:43 am
I was in Nuevo Mexico del Norte once't, an' them boys has got a different word for everything. I didn't see no buses neither . . .

HEY ! ! ! Wait a minute--that was off topic. I may have to get a hold of Marvin the Torch . . .
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 08:45 am
@Setanta,
so, these two jews went into a restaurant, the service was so bad that after leaving one of them had his newspaper chain write a horrible review, and the other had his TV network run an expose on the place (they both called their cousin, who had his bank foreclose on the place)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 08:47 am
Marvin is going to be very busy . . .
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Foofie
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 09:49 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

You lame fools . . . i am so tired of people who won't stay on topic. I'm warning you ! ! !

You are only allowed to discuss staying on topic in this thread. Don't let me catch you badmouthing the Jews or complaining about service in restaurants, or there'll be hell to pay . . .


Since I believe this thread reflects Sentanta's attempt at great humor, he is already off topic himself. Tis' a grrand thing you've done me lad.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 10:40 am
Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred.
Francis
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 10:55 am
Well, I have an idea about staying on topic :

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3x6sstirmk/SrK_HuMap5I/AAAAAAAAAL8/eyBu0I45UaQ/s400/HotTopic+copy.jpg
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Izzie
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 10:57 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred.


I just sang that in a Rolf Harris voice...



watch me wallabies feed, mate,
watch me wallabies feed
they're a dangerous breed, mate
so watch me wallabies feed

all together now

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred.
Tan me hide when I'm dead
Off topic I said, Ed.
Tan me hide when I'm dead


Shocked
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 11:22 am
I'm warnin' ya . . . every last one of ya ! ! !
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Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 11:24 am
is there anything worse than a little yapping dog on a peaceful Sunday morning?

just sayin'...
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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 11:26 am
Marvin the Torch will be visiting you, too, Bubba . . .

I'm just sayin' . . .
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 12:12 pm
Have you seen the pictures of the infant giant panda? Adorable, but I don't think that infants who don't have the "smarts" should go to college. I bought a smart looking pantsuit last week, but I don't think that it would suit my girlfriend.

What exactly was this thread about? I can't seem to remember!
Rolling Eyes
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 01:38 pm
the sphinx and finks
all on a single thread
so many knots and kinks
and rumors spread
pressed to back what's said
with appropriate links
dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 01:44 pm
@edgarblythe,
I have to drive by the links every time I go to the market, unfortunately it's a public golf course supported by tax dollars and is not allowed to ban coloureds or jews. That's what I hate about public links. Separate but segregated is what America's all about.
spidergal
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 01:47 pm
I'm having a personal breakthrough moment right now. I thought I'll start a new topic to share it with everyone, but after seeing this thread, I think this might be the perfect place to do it.

So, people, well, yes, I've grown today - I've risen above. Sort of. I've realized you don't get anything trying to get ahead of yourself. Like I'm not going to lose 10 kg of weight by overtraining at the gym for a month - I'm only going to hurt myself that way. It will take regular, consistent exercise over several months to achieve that.

No, and this isn't just about exercise - I just used it as an example. I think it applies to all aspects of my life.

Ah, I feel better already.

By the way, hello Set.
Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 01:48 pm
@dyslexia,
Nuts!

Here's a Topic

http://ravingsfromtheblogdweller.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/topic_chocolate_bar.jpg

<Snicker>
dyslexia
 
  2  
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 01:51 pm
@Izzie,
Nuts? you want nuts?
http://homeofcandybars.com/images/almond%20joy.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 01:53 pm
@Setanta,
Can those damnable Jews dance to this?

I don't think they have the Matzo balls to pull it off!
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Izzie
 
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Reply Sun 5 Dec, 2010 01:55 pm
@dyslexia,
Oh Joy... I may have to just have to ....sing


joy, joy to the world llallalalalala




no no Chai, I 'aint talkin' to ya... coz you have a 'ce' on yer end! Wink
 

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