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ASK SANTA CLAUS WHAT YOU WANT, all boys and gerls welcome

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 05:45 am
@edgarblythe,
Quote:
Tell me, Santa; is there balm in Gilead?
Qe must have been smoking some of the same Tabakky there sonny. I seen the play and forgot the point.

A DA haircut will be making a comeback and Donald Trump has the foirst one
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margo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 05:56 am
G'day Santa

I could do with some new luggage - I've seen a super light Samsonite number, sort of a red colour, carry on size please.

And no more chocolate - would you care to collect some that's waiting here?

Merry Christmas
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 05:57 am
@margo,
What would you want with carrion? such a nice little gerl.
margo
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 06:01 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

What would you want with carrion? such a nice little gerl.


Wanna carryit on, of course!

Still fancying the cookies? I'm planning some cooking tomorrow?
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 06:32 am
@margo,
Santy loves santy tarts. The kind with NO NUTS . Santy has a nut aversion. Santy specially cant stand Hazelnuts. Santy once got himself really sick on Frangelico when Santy used to imbibe after work.


Red Luggage eh? well, Santy has to see what he has in the vast warehouse of storage of presents for good little gerls and boys.

HO HO HO HOOO
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 06:57 am
santiee klaws
i was a bad girl this year. So can you give me some coal thats not .. stepped on and stuff?
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 07:11 am
@shewolfnm,
Tell Santy Claus just how bad we were. You naugh-tee little gerl. Dont leave put any of the details , Santy will go an make himsleh all comfy while you tell him your little sordid tale.


HEEE HEEE HEEEEEE(I love being me) Ahem HO HO HO HO HO
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 07:24 am
alright fat boy

who are you callin a ho?
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Sglass
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 03:29 pm
Okay Santa what is the scoop, I just got back my first Christmas letter I wrote to you. Says return to sender.

Now what have I done to you lately?

All I wantd t0 do is give you back that lousy piece of coal you gave me, but not before I removed the enormous bluish tinted diamond that was embedded in it.

Oh well I guess it doesn't pay to be a good girl. tree fiddy don't go far.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 23 Dec, 2010 08:09 pm
@Sglass,
Well, I hadda put the diamond in the coal lump so I could export it under a fuel reserve tax incentive. UPS can be a biotch even when they say they are helping Santy. SO, whats it gonna be this year? ALways last minit aint ya?
Santy's gonna be closin up shop so he can get the sled winterized and the caribous tuned up.
I may stick an elf on the line since the next coupla days are gonna be all over the place. Im gettin ready to leave for the PAcific rounds.
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kaykinch
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jun, 2012 07:08 pm
@farmerman,
I want a venus mc flytrap monster high doll so bad
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jun, 2012 05:25 am
@kaykinch,
Dont bother Santy just yet. Hes got a terrific hangover from the elves celebration of the upcoming Solstice.

Santy begins work just after the slolstice when he can kick ass with these lazy little midgets.
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