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ASK SANTA CLAUS WHAT YOU WANT, all boys and gerls welcome

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 06:31 pm
I want a new leaf. I mean a Nissan Leaf.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 06:40 pm
@littlek,



Quote:
I want a new leaf. I mean a Nissan Leaf.


YOULL put your eye out kid!




Sit right up here on Santas lap and we will see what we have in his bag o goodies for Lil K. "WHY heres a gift that keeps on giving, A brand new fully electronic ROOMBA floor sweeper with remote control and self docking action"


HOOOOOO HO HO HO HO . Boy am I wracking up the product placements for good ole Bobby G.


littlek
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 06:41 pm
@farmerman,
I've always wanted a Roomba! Thanks Santa!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 06:41 pm
I wanna **** bazooka, to deal with the other drivers on the road . . .
wandeljw
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:09 pm
I think we are dealing with a Santa who is "a few reindeers short of a full sleigh ride."
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:23 pm
@Setanta,
Now lets see. Here weve got a nice Baltimore Catechism book, and its a first edition. Santa always keeps his eye open to bring fun into your life.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:24 pm
@wandeljw,
I could suer use some chocolate chip cookies, Ive got the munchies somethin awful and chips aint doin it toonight.

OOOO HO HO HO HO ,WOW lookit theblue colors around the lamps. Really fascinating. SANTAs going to lay down and take a little nappie now so if any of the boysn gerls want to help giving appropriate gifts , Santa could sure use some help while hes out
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George
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:28 pm
I want a Stanley Cup for Da Broons.
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:35 pm
Santa delivers gifts . . . he ain't no miracle worker . . .
George
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:42 pm
@Setanta,
Well said from Ontari-, Ontari-, Ontari-
Excuse me, I keep choking.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:44 pm
@George,
Quote:
I want a Stanley Cup for Da Broons.
How about a nice toaster oven with convection baking cycle?
George
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:47 pm
@farmerman,
Sounds good.
My socks get wet.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 07:47 pm
@roger,
I want understanding.

That is not anywhere as easy as it sounds, if done right.
fbaezer
 
  1  
Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 08:02 pm
Can a get a Green Card Santy?
msolga
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 10:22 pm
Dear Santa

I would love to travel this Christmas holiday. To somewhere really interesting, like Java, or India, or to Antarctica .... whatever you can manage at this late stage.
I haven't traveled for a few years now & I really miss it.
Hoping you can oblige with a return ticket to adventure! Smile
Thanks in advance!
roger
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 10:50 pm
@fbaezer,
No. Santy only has red cards, trimmed in white.
Eva
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2010 11:56 pm
farmerman wrote:
...In fact , Santy may run for president in 2012 , and, based on precedent, Santy feels he could pull it off pretty easy. WHOO doesnt not love Santy CLaus Eh/...


I'm sure Santa would win, but for the life of me, I can't understand why he'd want the job. I mean, working with a bunch of stoned elves has got to be a whole lot better than working with senators and congressmen.

Ooh, what a nice, big, soft lap you have, Santa baby! What do I want for Christmas? I'd really like a live-in maid. Or a full-time cook. Well, both really.

Oh, and a nice, warm pair of boots for Gus, too. ('Tis the season...)
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2010 12:43 am
@farmerman,
you appear to be well and truly in the bag so who'll be having you?
Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2010 01:20 am
I got a whole bag of double fudge chocolate chip soft cookies, always thinking of the dentures, I am...
Could I please have the dremel set I've been asking for last 5 0r 10 years or so? You know the one, it comes in a swanky plastic suitcase with all kinds of bits I have no idea what I'll do with, pretty please... I'll be extra good.
Thanking you in advance...
Ceili
Roberta
 
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Reply Thu 2 Dec, 2010 01:36 am
Dere Santa,

Please give me cash. I have been a good girl (mostly, kinda).

I have left a glass of milk and cookies for you. Enjoy. And send my best to Blitzen.

R
 

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