...In fact , Santy may run for president in 2012 , and, based on precedent, Santy feels he could pull it off pretty easy. WHOO doesnt not love Santy CLaus Eh/...
I'm sure Santa would win, but for the life of me, I can't understand why he'd want the job. I mean, working with a bunch of stoned elves has got to be a whole lot better than working with senators and congressmen.
Ooh, what a nice, big, soft lap you have, Santa baby! What do I want for Christmas? I'd really like a live-in maid. Or a full-time cook. Well, both really.
Oh, and a nice, warm pair of boots for Gus, too. ('Tis the season...)