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ASK SANTA CLAUS WHAT YOU WANT, all boys and gerls welcome

 
 
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 07:25 pm
@farmerman,
It's true, I was a baaad little gerl, but I don't wanna tell.

A sauce pan, are you kidding me? I want a kitchen remodel...
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 07:34 pm
@ossobuco,
(I think Santa's gone away to have a little think about successfully negotiating with us little kids, osso. Smile )

All you're getting is a frypan?
Are you kidding me?! Smile
Jeez, what sort of a reward is that! Surprised
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 07:50 pm
@msolga,
I know, I know, he's out west cavorting with elves, and you know what that means - and they're by a creek chock full of walnuts, not even caramelized walnuts.
msolga
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 07:56 pm
@ossobuco,
You'd think they'd take their Christmas responsibilities a bit more seriously than that, wouldn't you?
They'll probably get all our presents all mixed up, too! Rolling Eyes
(I'd better not get that frypan! Evil or Very Mad )
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 09:04 pm
Hey Santa dude.

any truth to the rumor that pet rocks are making a comeback this year...?

signed Kermit from Kansas
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 10:38 pm
Hey, Santa. When I went to see you at the Woolworth's in Fresno, in 1948, you promised me a Lionel train set. You reneging or what? I still want it.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 10:47 pm
@edgarblythe,
Well, yeh, edgar b was in line for whatever donated train set there was, for the poor boys.

But then the buffalos showed up.
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 10:50 pm
@ossobuco,
A year or two before that, I got a train that was a block of wood that rolled on dozens of washers on wire axles. The features were painted on by hand. I was pissed at Santa that year, almost as much as the year I wanted the Lionel train set.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 12 Dec, 2010 10:58 pm
@edgarblythe,
My husband and brother in law had a wooden train set from their childhood. I kept my hands off, though
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 05:55 am
@edgarblythe,
Sorry little fella, trains aint being made anymore, Lionel is now owned by LG in Korea and they only make those little helicopters that you fly into peoples faces by remote control

How about a nice bottle of Nehi?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 06:02 am
@farmerman,
>sniffs suspiciously< Is it grape, or what? I only drink it if it's grape.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 06:06 am
@edgarblythe,
Grape Nehi it is. How bout some moon pies or three?
wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 06:18 am
@farmerman,
Moon Pies! Now you are talking! That is the Santa that I have always known and loved.
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 06:44 am
@wandeljw,
I suspect the moon pies are responsible for Santa's girlish figure.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 08:18 am
@jespah,
No, Actually Im on the Howard Taft high flavor diet.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 02:33 pm
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516-ivn2QiL._AA115_.jpg
Have some of this, Santa.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 13 Dec, 2010 04:13 pm
@edgarblythe,
my dad used to chew sen sens whenever he drank and didnt want my mom to smell it on his breath. She wasnt stupid, she just recognized the sen sen licorice smell.

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Scatologist
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2010 05:11 pm
Sex with my wife. It has been over six months. We had no birthday or anniversary day activities. Is our marriage on the rocks St. Nick?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 21 Dec, 2010 05:20 pm
Tell me, Santa; is there balm in Gilead? Will the DT haircut ever return?
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 22 Dec, 2010 05:22 am
@Scatologist,
OOOOH, you do have a problem sonny. In the meantime,You may wish to start Googling yourself , at least until you start growing hair on yer palms
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