I know, I know, he's out west cavorting with elves, and you know what that means - and they're by a creek chock full of walnuts, not even caramelized walnuts.
You'd think they'd take their Christmas responsibilities a bit more seriously than that, wouldn't you?
They'll probably get all our presents all mixed up, too!
(I'd better not get that frypan! )
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Rockhead
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Sun 12 Dec, 2010 09:04 pm
Hey Santa dude.
any truth to the rumor that pet rocks are making a comeback this year...?
signed Kermit from Kansas
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edgarblythe
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Sun 12 Dec, 2010 10:38 pm
Hey, Santa. When I went to see you at the Woolworth's in Fresno, in 1948, you promised me a Lionel train set. You reneging or what? I still want it.
A year or two before that, I got a train that was a block of wood that rolled on dozens of washers on wire axles. The features were painted on by hand. I was pissed at Santa that year, almost as much as the year I wanted the Lionel train set.
My husband and brother in law had a wooden train set from their childhood. I kept my hands off, though
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farmerman
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Mon 13 Dec, 2010 05:55 am
@edgarblythe,
Sorry little fella, trains aint being made anymore, Lionel is now owned by LG in Korea and they only make those little helicopters that you fly into peoples faces by remote control
my dad used to chew sen sens whenever he drank and didnt want my mom to smell it on his breath. She wasnt stupid, she just recognized the sen sen licorice smell.
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Scatologist
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Tue 21 Dec, 2010 05:11 pm
Sex with my wife. It has been over six months. We had no birthday or anniversary day activities. Is our marriage on the rocks St. Nick?
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