ASK SANTA CLAUS WHAT YOU WANT, all boys and gerls welcome

@farmerman,

Is that you on the right FM.

@George,

George wrote:

My friend Vinny Z said to tell you he can get you that same deal on iPods
this year. He's a got a box that fell off a truck in Revere.

I can get Santa a discount on DVD players. They are in perfect shape (except for some ugly scratches over the serial numbers).

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@jespah,

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Santa? Uh, I don't normally do this and all, being Jewish, but you see, I'm not askin' for myself, but my friend, Marge? She's, uh, she's been in detention all week and told me that since she's been naughty and all, that you might not be, uh, receptive to her requests? So, tell me, what can I do to, er, get her -- or me, into your good, erm, graces?

Well, sometimes, and this is your er her lucky day. Santy is in the mood to help some ppor naughty gerl find her way to the light . Santy will be happy to take her on as a special ward, based upon the "Santy Clause ".

HAve her send me he particlurs nd her dress size and whether she likes white bearded guys who smoke dope

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@eurocelticyankee,

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Is that you on the right FM

Nope, looks more like Ankhnomen Clause

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@farmerman,

She says she has a thing for bespectacled pipe smokers. Size 2. Thank you in advance.

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Santy smells funny . . .

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@jespah,

I love size 2, its sooooo symmetrical.

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@Setanta,

Here , pull Santy's finger ya little punk. Santy's having alittle work rule problem in the shop, so hes engaged Vinny Gabone to do some negotiating wiith the midgets.

Can you possibly fill in for Santy little boy? Santy should be back by Monday,??
Well call you Setanta Clause

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On you Tatankas. Santy'a resting up the reindeer and using the SUV

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Santa, I have only two requests this year. For the first one, is for some new, pain-free feet for my friend, Izzie. I don't think she'll be too fussy about what size they are. The second one can wait until you have more time. That first one will need all your focus.

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@Butrflynet,

Thanks for giving Santa.

Keep a tight rein on the way.

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I would like a Light Buzzyear, please.

I hear it tingles a bit, but definitely does the trick.

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@Old Goat,

SAnty will be back in a few days , Hes going to Walnut Creek for a weekend meeting with some union reps of the United Affiliated ELves.

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It that you Santa Baby?

Actually, I have something for you. Here take back this piece of coal you stuck in my stocking last year!

Can I regift and give it to Gus?
SeaG

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@farmerman,

I want the American Chestnut tree back so I can try some real roasted American Chestnuts. I heard they used to be a big thing back in the early 1900's.

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I want all those nasty, greedy, polluting Haters to come down with the pox.

I want Maureen Dowd to win the Pulitzer

I want President Obama to man-up and nationalize American banks

I want all the unfortunate around the world to wake up Christmas morning to a half pound of brie and a really nice Cab.

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

SAnty will be back in a few days , Hes going to Walnut Creek for a weekend meeting with some union reps of the United Affiliated ELves.

Walnut Creek, CA?

That's my home town! Dang, I wish I were going with ya!

By the way, how was your trip to the San Rafael/Novato area? See or do anything interesting?

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I want a smaller penis...too many women adore it for my personal comfort level.

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@Chumly,

I can certainly understand why you'd ask for this special Christmas wish, Chumly.

That must be just horrible for you! You poor thing!
May I offer you my sincere commiserations in your desperate situation.

I do hope Santa can help out.

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I want more soldiers to be able to go home for christmas.

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